The Great Hunter

Dog stands wearing extreme hunting gear.

All hail me, the great and fearless hunter! Oh yeah? How many voles have you killed?

Including today? None. Bwahaha! By your age, I'd killed at least six.


You've got to sleep sometime, brother.... I happen to know that is a squeaky knife you got for Christmas!

Toby has the best nose I have ever seen on a dog…but he has yet to catch anything!  Geordie was a vole-hunting machine when he was little.  He would blow into the vole burrows and scare them into popping their heads out as they tried to run from him.  Then he would catch them and “de-squeaker” them.  Toby tries to dig them out, but then he gets distracted eating the dirt and grass he pulls up.

I suppose the voles in the neighborhood should be glad about this changing of the guard.  Perhaps now they’ll finally relax enough to do their jobs and eat all the disgusting bugs that like to ruin the grass.  (Hear that voles?  Get busy!)


You can read more of Bitey’s adventures in A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy.  It is available at Amazon in both paperback and Kindle versions.


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