Adam’s Rebuttal

Adam:  How about a moment for my side of the story?

In the early days in the Garden, things were great.  I was surrounded by animals and insects and natural wonders so beautiful they would take your breath away.   As Father Man-Bun pointed out, this time in the Garden was not a sexual one.  Life was one of purity and love.

Unlike what Eve claims, I didn’t “whine” to God to do more for me, but is it so unreasonable that I might want someone with whom to share?  I was thinking how nice it would be to have someone around who shared language, who would go exploring this paradise with me, who could play sports and drink beer with me.

So God, why didn’t you send me a buddy?  Why did you send me an Eve?

Beautiful garden plants like strawberries and chives.

The Garden of Eden.  As you can see, even back then no one wanted the deer getting in.

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What If Eve Had Been First?

Recent talks at church brought up the subject of the creation of humankind.  Even though Adam had every creature of the earth with which to associate in the garden,  he wasn’t satisfied and whined to God to create yet another companion for him.

But what if Eve had been created first?  She would have had every puppy and kitty in the world to keep her company.  She would have every pony and horse to admire their beauty.  She would have had the birds with which to sing.  Do you think she would have prayed, “God, there aren’t enough dirty socks lying around the Garden of Eden.  No one has yet called me fat or ugly.  Won’t you send someone to do that?  My life it too easy.”

I think if Eve had been created first, she may still have eaten the apple, but she wouldn’t have asked for an Adam.  She would have just hugged the puppies.

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Eve being content with her puppy companion.

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