The other day I was at the store, and the clerk helping me lifted her mask and licked her finger in order to be able to open a plastic shopping bag. I don’t even think she was aware of it. It does make you wonder how many gross things we do each day without even realizing it.
What you call gross, we call delicious!
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
I KNOW FOR SUE THERE AREN’T MANY SOUNDS OUR BODY MAKES IN A DAY WE ARE DEPRIVED OF !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Certainly not Toby’s body! 😝
Toby could get a job opening shopping bags.
That cold, wet nose would be an asset. 🐕
Mine can open bags….teeth and paws…
Have your pup put in an application at my local store!
It’s a bit like the ten musketeers…if one goes, all go…
so why the heck wear the darned mask? It makes no sense at all. Anyway, Maverick will not only open the bags but root around inside them and get all the good stuff out
Sadly, that cashier was not the first person I’ve seen do that. 🤢
Toby likes crawling inside shopping bags too, and lately he has discovered bubble wrap. Heaven help any package that comes through the door.
It’s the boxes that are in danger here. I think everyone is over the masks and more and more realizing that they don’t do a bit of good.
Shouldn’t that header hankie say “Dog Bless?”
Hmm, suddenly I am feeling inspired to create a new product.
In the South you could sell Dog Bless Your Heart items.
HA! That made me snort-laugh!!! 😀
Hey! We don’t do anything weird or gross!
Licking our behinds, scratching our nether-regions, sniffing each other, eating food that dropped on the floor, howling at the moon, draggin’ our butts across the carpet, reverse sneezing, circling the bed before we lay down, sitting in the bathroom while someone else is doing their business, burying bones, humpin’ everything…these aren’t gross or weird…right?!?!
Cooper-KISSES and delicious 🦴 ‘s from me, Coop!
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(((HUGS))) from my Mom!!! ❤
That’s not gross: it’s nature! – Toby
(Mom says thanks!)
Wow. That sounds like you read Max’s diary listing everyday tasks.
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A pro tip. If you are in the produce section and need to open one of those bags get you fingers wet from the water jets over the vegetables.
I’ve done that! Now if I could just convince everyone else to do it.