Safe Lunch

Hey, you can't open your helmet out here!  Sure I can.  As long as I close it after I eat my lunch, it's OK.

The other day I was at the store, and the clerk helping me lifted her mask and licked her finger in order to be able to open a plastic shopping bag. I don’t even think she was aware of it. It does make you wonder how many gross things we do each day without even realizing it.

What you call gross, we call delicious!


‘Tis the season for gross things to cross your path. Help deal with them in a sanitary manner while also saving the planet. Reusable cotton hankies can be used for years. Give one with a fun design as a gift.

Decorated hankies are available at L Bowman Studios in my shop.


  1. Hey! We don’t do anything weird or gross!
    Licking our behinds, scratching our nether-regions, sniffing each other, eating food that dropped on the floor, howling at the moon, draggin’ our butts across the carpet, reverse sneezing, circling the bed before we lay down, sitting in the bathroom while someone else is doing their business, burying bones, humpin’ everything…these aren’t gross or weird…right?!?!
    Cooper-KISSES and delicious 🦴 ‘s from me, Coop!
    🐾 🐾
    (((HUGS))) from my Mom!!! ❤

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