Something’s Amiss

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Toby, my brother,

Why can’t you see?

That’s not how you stand

When you have to go pee!

 

Toby, dear brother,

There’s something amiss.

That’s not what you do

When you have to go p***!

 

Oddly enough, this is based on an actual event.  Ive never known a puppy to lift a front let when he had to go pee, but mine did.

 

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To read more of Bitey’s adventures, pick up a copy of A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy.  Available at Amazon in paperback and Kindle versions.

Springtime Snack Hog

Mom, he's hogging all the snacks!

Spit that out right now! See?

Just kidding.  But they really are driving me nuts trying to catch the real ones.

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To read more of Bitey’s adventures, pick up a copy of A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy.  Available at Amazon in both paperback and Kindle versions.

Love Handles

Tennis balls with fuzz handles that a puppy has chewed from their covers.

Seeing this makes me laugh.  Out of the 20+ tennis balls Toby has, he has chewed fuzz handles into all but two.

Row of tennis balls from a different angel. All show fuzz handles on them.

My boy sure has some strange hobbies.

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To read more of Bitey Dog’s adventures, pick up a copy of A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy.  It is available in both paperback and Kindle versions at Amazon.

Hopefully coming soon will be Bitey and Toby’s new book!

Little Bird, Little Bird…

…fly through my window!

Baby robin stands in grass

Note, little bird, that the song did not say “Poop on my lawn chair!”  or “Make my small dogs bark!”.  You really should reconsider your agenda for the day.

Robin Faux Hawk 2

When Geordie was a puppy, he had a bird friend:  The Faux-hawk Robin.  This bird had a peculiar feather-do that made him easy to spot.  After that first friend, Geordie was never playful with birds again.  I am glad I got to watch the two of them together.

Robin and Geordie - Copy

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To read more of Bitey’s adventures, pick up a copy of his book, A Tired Mommy Is a  Good Mommy available in paperback and Kindle versions at Amazon.