Hope you get to celebrate the day with someone you love!
I’m already there!
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A wonderful way to celebrate any holiday is with a pet portrait! It just so happens I know someone who can help you with that. Visit L Bowman Studios to see how to order a special picture of your own.
And there is your Bad Dad Joke of the day!
Happy Fathers’ Day to all the Papas out there.
What? I didn’t want him telling on me if I tooted.
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What would two puppies do if left on their own in an art museum? Find out in Dream Our World! Inside the boys discover the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available form my shop.
Hello friend, welcome home.*
Dear Max, we are all so happy you are here with us. I hope you will continue blogging from across the Bridge like I do. Someday. When you feel up to it.
(I know Daddy likes black & white line drawings best. ❤️💕)
Mommy’s boots and puppies’ boots
After a day of play.
They go with us on our ADventures
and then by the door they stay.
Climbing hills, breaking trails,
They go wherever we go.
We take them off when we say goodnight
And dream of more days of snow.
Ooh, tough break Toby.
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Many fine cardigans and sweaters are still available at L Bowman Studios! These incredibly soft cardigans are hand knit of merino wool, superfine alpaca and Donnegal tweed. The buttons are made of eco-friendly natural coconut shell. Warm cozy sweaters allow us to keep the thermostat turned back to save both money and the environment.
Many gifts are available at my shop at L Bowman Studios.
Recently, Alyssa Milano’s ghost (it had to be her ghost, right? I mean if you catch covid, you automatically die) put out a YouTube video showing her hair falling out in clumps after she had contracted the virus.
My hair has been falling out by the handful since late last summer. Turns out, hair loss is not a side effect of the virus but of trauma. It could be an emotional or physical injury, but it is natural for hair to stop growing and fall out for several months after an extremely stressful incident.
It looks like my Homicidal Boots have found out yet another way to haunt me. Not only did they make my knees swell up and compound my neck injury (the Bell’s Palsy might be in part because of the head trauma I experienced) they have now made me nearly bald.
A friend made me laugh. She said that she had no idea about my hair loss – that my hair always looked so full when she saw pictures of me. The only pictures anyone sees of me are the ones I draw, so yes, I have Disney hair!
To see more of my emotionally supportive pups’ adventures, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside the boys visit the museum of their dreams and view the world of art from a canine perspective. Really, it is a seriously cute book.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
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Come see what the boys have been up to at The Museum of the Imagination! They have been running loose for months, looking at artwork and having a grand time in Dream Our World (and in a real museum).
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
Still remembering The Fall…
How dare you portray me as anything but the angel I am!
(Quit showing stuff like that!)
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If you would like a book for your puppy to interrupt, order a copy of Dream Our World!
Inside, Toby and Geordie visit the museum of their dreams while they enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Actually, I have thought of this often lately. Several copies of Dream Our World were being sold at a local museum when the world came to an end. Bitey and Toby really have been locked – unsupervised – in a museum for months. It makes me wonder what kind of adventures they have been having without my knowledge. Hmm, maybe someone should write a book…
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
(OK, so we’re a little late…)
I’m so embarrassed.
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Keep small business alive by ordering a pet portrait!
(Or, if you are feeling particularly ornery, call it a spouse picture.)
Toby pleads with you to go to my website L Bowman Studios and order something. Otherwise, he is going to have to keep going for walks with me ten times a day.
You can also order a copy of Dream Our World where Bitey and Toby go to the museum of their dreams.
Dream Our World is available at Amazon.
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I’m tellin’ you Ma, if you would give more to me,
you wouldn’t weigh as much.
Sadly, I have been having trouble buttoning my clothes lately. If I were to want new clothes, though, they are considered “unessential”, so I can’t go to the store to try on and buy new. That leaves me with few options…
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(Not my image.) (Tastefullyedited for my audience.)
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To keep IRL Toby in biscuits and kibble, consider purchasing many copies of Dream Our World the next time you need a gift for home-bound family of friends!
Come with Bitey and Toby as they tour the Museum of the Imagination. There they view the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun. (Of course it is unsupervised. All the humans are forbidden to be out!)
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
Just wait till you see what I left for you in your shoe.
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Are you stuck at home for the next two weeks? Possibly with small children who need to be both entertained and educated? Then get yourself a copy of Dream Our World! Dream Our World will allow you to introduce your children to something called “books” that were made from trees in the old days.
Inside, Bitey and Toby visit a museum (all the real ones are closed, by the way) and view the world of art from a canine perspective. They also get to explore the museum without any supervision. Do they act like little gentlemen or naughty puppies? Hmmm, I wonder…
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 