Imaginative

The Spider and the Fly

(Not my image.)

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“Oh my”, said the fly

”Dear spider, come see

My gossamer tablecloth

Laid out for tea.”

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“In the shade of the tree

We’ll have crumpets and scones

And while away time

Till the afternoon’s gone.”

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“And while we are chatting

Come look at my phone!

See the wonderful website

That I have done.”

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“It’s all about you

And your wonderful home.

The lattice-work structures

with your silk you have sewn.”

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Spider looked at the screen

And was quickly entranced.

She could not look away, 

Not even a glance.

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And with that

Tricky Fly was a fly celeb

’Cause nasty ol’ spider

Was caught in ‘the web’.

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I’d eat ’em both if you’d give me the chance.

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Dream Our World

Come join the boys at the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World where they experience the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun!

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Rhymes With Orange

Did you know there is no word that rhymes with "orange"? What about "Blancmange"?

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Oh that reminds me, when is Wimbledon?

Don’t worry, it’s not till July, but you should get your tickets early.

I wanna be a ball retriever!

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If you would like a picture of your beast and his/her favorite tennis ball, then visit the Pet Portrait Page at L Bowman Studios for information on sizes and pricing. Trust me, you can never have too many pictures of your fur babies!

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Another Derailment

...And in other news, there was yet another train derailment in Ohio... See? That just proves it. Nothing good comes from Ohio.

What do you mean? I’m not from here?

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Dream Our World

Easter is right around the corner. If you find yourself in need of adorable basket stuffers, consider giving Dream Our World! Inside Bitey and Toby experience the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun. (All rated G!)

Dream Our World and other great gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Kiss of Death

I feel like such bad luck. Every time I try to do something, it fails. If I buy a product from a company, it goes out of business. If I train for a career, it becomes obsolete.
One time I applied to work in an other country, and it was plunged into a civil war from which it still hasn't recovered.
Now I've volunteered to work the fundraising dinner at church. I wonder if I will destroy a whole religion or only a congregation. Honestly I feel like the kiss of death.
Maybe if you brushed your teeth more often?
Oof

See? I told you I don’t get any respect.

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Little pig smiles as she lies on her favorite blanket

Has your pet had a bit too much to eat over the holidays? Then celebrate your food good fortune with a personalized painting commemorating the event! I welcome the opportunity to meet your furry or feathered family and get to know them through my work.

Information on sizes and pricing are available at my site L Bowman Studios.

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The Wish List

Hedgie?

My boys are different enough that Toby would see playmates; Geordie would see prey.

Max is just a sweetheart.

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This heirloom quality handmade patchwork Hebrew Alphabet Picture Quilt is not just for babies.  It would make a beautiful gift for any member of the family.  For the little ones, the colorful illustrated blocks would introduce them to the alphabet of their ancestors.  For adults, it could be a wall hanging used as a conversation piece in the house.  For seniors, it could provide a connection to home that they may be missing if they if they are in a residential care facility.  For a family member who has had a stroke, the alphabet and pictures could provide good exercise for their recovering brains.  





Hebrew Alphabet Picture Quilt and other fine gifts can be found in my shop at L Bowman Studios.

					


		
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Creamed Cabbage

		
		

						






Hey jerk. Hey twerp.







You know how kale is just loose-leaf cabbage, and you can make creamed kale with it? Yeah.







So, if yoiu wanted you could make creamed head cabbage...even using one of those purple ones? I suppose.







Doesn't it seem dishonest that the results would come out all pink and lavender like a tasty confection? I mean, it's cabbage!







By the way, when is mommy's birthday again?












You’ve heard of putting sauerkraut in chocolate cake, haven’t you?  Well….





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Combat covid apathy by dressing your young person in a classic, silk necktie.  It could be worn for a formal occasion, religious services or even to school for classes.  It could also make a very smart accessory for a ring bearer or guest at the next wedding you attend.  





Gold Silk Herringbone Tie and other fine gifts can be found in my shop at L Bowman Studios.

					


		
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Toby Makes Dinner

		
		

						

You're making dinner tonight? Sure am! What are we having?





Poo Helper. And mommy is OK with that? She said she's tire of cooking and whatever I make will be great.





Hey Toby, what's for dessert? Earth chocolate! Ooh, that sounds so natural and earth-friendly!





She has no idea what earth chocolate is, does she? And that's my problem, how?










Earth Chocolate





Cairn terrier puppy stuffs himself with all sorts of chocolate.





Toby! You're not eating dirt again, are you? Nooo....?





I went to the store the other day to find that the cost of a loaf of my bread has risen to $9.19.  Needless to say, on top of everything else I have to prepare from scratch, I’m now baking my own bread as well.   










Before you wax nostalgic about the tactile joys of kneading dough, I eat a rice-based diet. The less you handle it, the better. Baking bread with a non-glutinous grain is more of a series of science experiment than something you remember doing by your loving grandmother’s side.





If I could get Toby to do even part of the cooking, it would make life so much easier.  Sadly, he just eats the ingredients. 




















Cook whatever you want, I’m taking a nap.





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Dream Our World





If you’d like to see what else my boys have been up to, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside the boys visit the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.





Dream Our World would make a great holiday present for someone you love without breaking your budget.  Order a copy for everyone on your list!





Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

					


		
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Does Mommy Still Love Me?

		
		

						

Do you think mommy still loves me even though I barked all day?





Of course she does. She has to. It's like, in her contract or something.





Just look at her. She's smiling. She must be happy.





I should sit here for my picture? OK! Free to a good home. Are you sure there are biscuits in here? Woo hoo! i can't wait to see what my surprise is!





No, I never think such things.















You’d better not.  I know where you live.





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Bear Paw Quilt




Last night got cold enough for frost for us.  If you are in a similarly global-warming-challenged climate, and your single puppy dog on the bed isn’t enough to keep you warm, consider adding this rustic Bear Paw Quilt to your nights.  By adding an extra layer of bedding, not only will you save on heating costs but by conserving fuel, you won’t be contributing to next year’s unbearably hot summer.  (Unless there’s a volcano, then all bets are off.)





This Bear Paw Quilt and many other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

					


		
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