What Worries Me

Do you know what I'm worried about?  Nuclear war?  The CCP buying US land without citizens knowledge?  Encroaching Sharia law?  Hungry wolves?

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No.  Well, yes, but no.  Next week I have cataract surgery, and I'm afraid I will no longer be able to hide from myself.  Huh?

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For years I haven't looked at myself.  I don't wear my glasses in the shower.  I don't need them to brush my hair.  Without my glasses I'm just a colorful blur.  After surgery I won't be able to hide from my reflection.  I'll have to own my ugliness.

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You're nocturnal, right?  Then maybe you're a vampire and won't have a reflection.

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Aw, you always know how to make me feel better.

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Don’t let the cartoon fool you.

In real life I would have bitten her

for being self-absorbed..

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Dream Our World

See what Murphy’s brothers have been up to in Dream Our World. 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

The Ear Infection

Slam!  What was that?  Mom just got back from the doctor.  Turns out she has an ear infection.

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Yay!  Now mom won't be able to hear us crinkle our snack bags!

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I can still hear out of the other ear, you goofballs!

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Just make sure you open the snack bags on her left side and she’ll never know!

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s brothers are up to when no one is looking when you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

The Real Origin of the Santa Ana Winds

Frijoles Mio!  Nom, nom, nom, nom!  Wow, Beantown Beans really are the Beaniest!

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Some people believe that the Santa Winds originate from high pressure air masses over the Great Basin and Mojave Desert, butt we know better.

(Woe to the Mauser that lives downwind.)

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Hey, don’t blame me. You feed me those beans.

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

World Reality

You say that with your belief system, the world where we are right now is a dream, and reality is when we die and go to The Other Side, right?

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Then why do you spend so much time trying to clean it up if it's not real?!?

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Good question.

(Although if it makes more room for biscuits, I’m all for it.)

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

What Happened To Me?

Not long ago I used to be the bitiest dog in the neighborhood.  Dogs feared me.  humans respected me.  Now all I do is keep those two knucklheaded brothers of mine in line.  What happened to me?  Growing up sucks, doesn't it?

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This me with my brother, Duncan…back before I became responsible.

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What can I say? Little brothers grow on you.

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

T(r)icked

I don't know where these ticks are biting me that I can't see them.

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Here is the stupid little b*st*rd that bit me. I sent it to the Northeast Wildlife DNA Laboratory to be tested for Lyme and other diseases. It turned out, this guy was clean. He didn’t carry a single illness.

Since my Western Blot test came back positive, that means a different tick bit me, unnoticed, and gave me a fresh dose of Lyme. What mystifies me is, I’ve seen engorged ticks on my pups. They are visibly noticeable even on a dog with shaggy fur. How can I possibly keep missing these things when they bite me?!

Out of curiosity I looked up whether it is possible to get Lyme another way, but it looks like no. A statistically significant number of people who get Lyme, though, never knew they were bitten.

The moral of my story is: ticks suck. No wait, the moral of my story is that even if you tuck your pants into your socks or have your ticks tested, you still might miss the one that “got” you.

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Why don’t you get protection like I’ve got? Then you’ll be safe!

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(As a funny side note, my blog is more popular in China than it is in the US. I wonder what they are learning by reading humble Bitey Dog?)

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Spoon Pie

Grab your gear, mom made "Spoon Pie"!  "Spoon Pie"?  Yum!

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"Spoon Pie"?  What's "Spoon Pie?"

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There's no such thing as "Spoon Pie".  I just didn't put enough thickener in with the blueberries.

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(Yup, these were the juiciest blueberries I’d ever encountered.)

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I don’t care. I’ll eat it right out of the pan if you let me.

(Just call me “Blue Beard”!)

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

It’s Cooold Outside!

January 7th 2014 4:38 pm

This morning, when it was still super cold out (around -12), I asked Geordie if he wanted me to put his coat on him before we went outside. He said yes and actually stood still for me to put it on him. When I opened the door, he flew outside and pooped right away. (Trust me, that is a rarity for him!)

This evening, he came to me again, asking to go out. I asked him about wanting to wear his coat, and he said yes. (His fur still isn’t very thick after losing so much of it to his flea bite allergies. Baldie!) I took him out, and he ran across the snow to do a big pee. Afterwards, I tried to get him to come inside right away, but he said no. This usually means he has to poo, so I tried to walk him around a bit. Unfortunately, it was too cold for him, and he started to curl up into a ball. You can see the pain on his little face when this happens! I grabbed the nearest paw to see if it needed to be thawed, but it wasn’t icy like they usually are when he cringes like this. I tried to get him to run for the house again, but he kept saying that he had to poo. Oh dear! My poor guy had to go, but he couldn’t stand to be on the ground to do it!

Finally I picked him up and brought him back inside. My thought was to warm him up until he could go out quickly and take care of business. Then I remembered those boots I bought him a long time ago. I asked if he wanted “socks”, and he said yes, so I dug them out. He actually didn’t fight me when I put them on him, and when we went outside, he acted as if he were totally comfortable. He walked around a little while, then he did his business and did that scratch dance thing afterwards. He didn’t want to come in right away because he wanted to bark at a neighbor’s car. What a difference it made when my boy was warm! Thank heavens it isn’t going to be this cold again tomorrow. We should be able to go back to our normal, wardrobe routine.

The Other Plank In Your Eye

You seem to have a little something in your eye.  Still?

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Bitey Dog is my diary, so I am writing this post more for myself than anyone.

A week after having surgery to remove a foreign object from my eye, I had to go back for a re-check. Unfortunately dopey me made the appointment at the same time as Murphy’s vet appointment. Rather than trying to reschedule, my folks said thy would be happy to take Murphy to the vet.

My appointment: The object in my eye turned out to be embedded further than the doctor originally thought, so I required a second surgery. That visit taught me about something new: a contact bandage. I was confused when I first heard the doctor talking about them. “Aren’t all bandages, by nature, ‘contact’?”, I wondered. Then all I could picture was a beige Band-Aid stuck to my eye. No, a contact bandage is a non-prescription contact lens that is used to protect the injury site, make the patient more comfortable and help the eye heal more quickly. Neat!

Murphy’s appointment: Murphy was a good boy at him appointment, but unfortunately the diuretic he was on damaged his kidneys. The vet changed his medication a little and gave him kidney supplements to hopefully help them heal. He would need more blood work in a few weeks to see how the changes affected him.

All of this happened in late May. If I were a truly creative person, I would have taken us on a time-travel trip back to May in a TARDIS!

Who can travel in a TARDIS? Exactly. “First base”!

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Speculating About Spirits

if when you were alive you were frequently drunk, and when you died you were drunk, would your ghost be a drunk?  Uh...

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Eh, you're right.  Probably more of a dry drunk.  No booze on the Other Side.

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Um, I’m asking for a friend…

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An Armed Forces Themed Alphabet Quilt is a great way to introduce little ones to the world Mommy and/or Daddy work in. it could be a gift to a hero who has already served.

Each picture is hand appliqued and hand embroidered. There is an incredible amount of detail in this piece, taking hundreds of hours of work. The method used for making this type of quilt is paper-basting applique which is done entirely by hand. First each block is broken down into colors, then paper pattern pieces are created for each color. Starting from the background to the foreground, each each layer is sewn with tiny stitches, then pull the paper out either from the back or the side. After this, all details are embroidered by hand. Once assembled, the quilt top, batting and backing are basted and quilted. The binding is also applied by hand. The border on this quilt is quilted in a stars and stripes swag design. Quilt has not been pre-washed, so when you do wash it, it will develop that lovely, crinkled look. Each quilt I make is not only a quilt, but a work of art.

This Armed Forces Alphabet Quilt and other fine gifts are available at my shop at L Bowman Studios.