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The Sneak Attack

I don't know about you guys, but I'm sick to death of mom sneaking up on me while I'm sleeping and cutting my fur. She waits till you're asleep? I kind of like my fur, but I get your point.

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I say we wait till she's sleeping and give her a taste of her own medicine. We'll give her a haircut she won't soon forget!

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Oh guys, you'll never believe it. I must have been sleepwalking and cut my hair in my sleep. Come see. It's so cute!

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How can she possibly like what we did? I tried to make her look like Peppermint Patty! An Oompa Loompa. A resident of Whoville.

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Each time I got Lyme, my hair fell out. When it started to grow back this last time, I cut my nearly waist-length hair to a chin length bob to even things out. I did this right after Halloween, and nobody noticed. Just three days ago, someone I see practically every week said, “Oh, did you cut your hair?”

I’m starting to wonder if I have the power of invisibility.

You changed something? I didn’t notice.

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Resignation

Oh no, brother. What's the matter.

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Sketch of Eric Swalwell and the infamous cup.
Happy Toby flashes peace signs.

Toby and Eric Swalwell say:

Don’t own up

Blame the cup!

I don’t have to blame: I’m proud of mine!

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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I Told You It Would Be Mine

What? This is mine.

(If I don’t look at her, she can’t see me.)

All it took was a little rain, and Murphy was scared enough to take over the new quilt. (It’s a good thing he’s so cute.)

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Dream Our World

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Discover what Murphy’s two Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Isostatic Rebound (or When “One Thing Each Day” Goes Right)

Isostatic rebound occurs when land that was compressed under massive weight gradually rises back to its original elevation.

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Mommy, remember when our street used to be level?

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We’ve had two pickups so far this year. Surely things are neater than they used to be…right?

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Dream Our World

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Discover what Murphy’s two Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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No Leprechaun

I'm not waiting for some leprechaun. I'm making my own pot of gold!

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Don’t let the rainbows fool you. It’s frickin’ cold outside!

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Dream Our World

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Discover what Murphy’s two Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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What’s Wrong With Murphy?

Aaagh!!!

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Aaagh!! What's wrong with him? Murphy's afraid of thunder.

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It’s been dry here for years, so I haven’t had much opportunity to observe Murphy during rain or thunder. Turns out, Murphy’s not a fan. We only had very gentle, rumbling, far-away thunder, but that was enough to have him glued to my side for the night. He is OK with rain until it falls hard enough to make a sound on the roof.

He’ll be in trouble if our weather ever goes back to normal.

Distract me with treats, and I might feel more confident.

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Dream Our World

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Discover what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking when you pick up a copy of Dream Our World 1

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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The Valentine

Murphy, a package came for you!

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Hey, look what I got!

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Who is it from?

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Your DogSis Reiko

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Are you going to share with us? That depends on how awesome you think I am.

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You're really awesome. You're really awesome.

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Somehow I can make my face blurry while sitting perfectly still!

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We found a surprise in the mail this week. Murphy seems to have made friends with a cute little Mauzer online. He wanted me to let her know that he absolutely loves his treats. (He kept pestering me for more and more after I took these pictures.)

Reiko, your taste in biscuits is sublime! – Murphy

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Dream Our World

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To find out what Murphy’s very “sincere” Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking, pick up a copy of Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Traffic

Your stats are booming! The Adventures of Bitey Dog is getting lots of traffic!

Once again it appears that bots have discovered my blog. I wish they would discover my store. It would make me feel more successful.

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Yeah, I don’t know how to draw bots, so I drew tardigrades.

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I’m way cuter than a tardigrade. You should have drawn pictures of me!

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Dream Our World

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Stuck inside because of the cold, icy weather? Then expand your horizons and increase you knowledge of the art world by following Bitey and Toby through the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World !

Inside, Big Brother Geordie and Little Brother Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both entertaining and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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