The Sneak Attack

I don't know about you guys, but I'm sick to death of mom sneaking up on me while I'm sleeping and cutting my fur.

She waits till you're asleep?

I kind of like my fur, but I get your point.

I say we wait till she's sleeping and give her a taste of her own medicine. We'll give her a haircut she won't soon forget!

Oh guys, you'll never believe it. I must have been sleepwalking and cut my hair in my sleep. Come see. It's so cute!

How can she possibly like what we did? I tried to make her look like Peppermint Patty!

An Oompa Loompa.

A resident of Whoville.

Each time I got Lyme, my hair fell out. When it started to grow back this last time, I cut my nearly waist-length hair to a chin length bob to even things out. I did this right after Halloween, and nobody noticed. Just three days ago, someone I see practically every week said, “Oh, did you cut your hair?”

I’m starting to wonder if I have the power of invisibility.

You changed something? I didn’t notice.

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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The Plank In Your Own Eye

You seem to have a little something in your eye. I do?

Yes, somehow I managed to get a foreign body embedded in my eye and had to have minor eye surgery to remove it. Because of the risk of infection, I’m avoiding outdoor/garden work where I may stir up microbes or pollen or anything else. Now Murphy and I are stuck inside during this beautiful spring weather just sitting around and vegging.

You say this like it’s a bad thing.

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Resignation

Sketch of Eric Swalwell and the infamous cup.

Toby and Eric Swalwell say:

Don’t own up

Blame the cup!

I don’t have to blame: I’m proud of mine!

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Happy Easter

No matter what the holiday, it would appear that Jesus likes to play football to celebrate.

I’m not much of a sports guy, but I like those little chocolate eggs that look like footballs!

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Discover what Murphy’s two Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Cattywampus (Or “When One Thing Each Day” Goes Wrong)

I started out making a baby quilt to donate, but it ended up being a full-sized quilt for my own bed…with matching shams.

I tried again with different fabric. I wanted to make something to give away, and….it turned into an apron that I kept.

After all that effort I didn’t end up getting rid on anything, but I lie to myself that my situation is better because my fabric is no longer in a jumble in a bag.

Why didn’t you make a blanket for my bed? I like blankets.

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Discover what Murphy’s two Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Isostatic Rebound (or When “One Thing Each Day” Goes Right)

Isostatic rebound occurs when land that was compressed under massive weight gradually rises back to its original elevation.

Mommy, remember when our street used to be level?

We’ve had two pickups so far this year. Surely things are neater than they used to be…right?

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Discover what Murphy’s two Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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No Leprechaun

I'm not waiting for some leprechaun. I'm making my own pot of gold!

Don’t let the rainbows fool you. It’s frickin’ cold outside!

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Discover what Murphy’s two Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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With A Name Like Murphy

…you’d think I’d be more excited about St. Patrick’s Day.

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Insult to Injury

Yikes, if that SAVE America bill passes, I suggest you skip voting for the next 4 years. I'll stop driving too, so I don't risk a ticket.

And try not to get kidnapped. You wouldn't want this on the evening news.

I can’t bear to look at you!

(But I’ll still take any biscuits you have to offer!)

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Discover what Murphy’s two Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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Liebestraume Dashed

Wait till he finds out he's been neutered.

Say what, now?

Murphy has had a crush on a lady dog in the neighborhood from the first day he came here. She doesn’t notice him, but that doesn’t stop him from staring every time she walks by.

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Discover what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking when you pick up a copy of Dream Our World .

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

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