Just celebrating bean season with a lurking friend who visits but doesn’t post.
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Are you looking for a unique gift to present to your family’s newest arrival? An ASL American Sign Language Quilt might give your little one a head start in learning a very valuable language.
This ASL Quilt and other beautiful alphabet quilts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.
It looks like even a scary snake can’t stand up to a neighborhood kitty cat. Snakey was found dead today with a fang mark in his…abdomen?
Looks like we’ll have to count on the bats to keep us safe from mosquitoes.
No wait, maybe we shouldn’t trust the bats.
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This image is posted for a friend who questioned the unfailing efficacy of masks.
You know what they say: Never trust a fart. It could give you covid.
Toby and Eric Swalwell say:
“Don’t own up; blame the cup!”
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For some non-tooting adventures my boys have been on, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams where they view the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
Meet teeny, tiny Toby,
His toots more lethal than old socks!
And if you ever smelled them,
You’d be a pine-y box.
All of the folks around him
Looked upon his toots with fear.
On more than one occasion,
They’d been known to kill a deer.
Then one sunny afternoon
Recruiters came to ask:
“Toby with your toots so rank,
Won’t you come augment our tanks?”
Then how the nation loved him
As they sang and did a dance.
You, teeny tiny Toby
You have lethal flatulence!
The itty bitty monster was living up to his reputation again this week….
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I’m just waiting for Toby to get the hang of asking folks to “pull my finger”.
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To read about what life was like for Bitey before Toby came along, pick up a copy of:
A Tired Mommy Is a Good Mommy
Not that my puppy is gassy or anything….
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 