It looks like even a scary snake can’t stand up to a neighborhood kitty cat. Snakey was found dead today with a fang mark in his…abdomen?
Looks like we’ll have to count on the bats to keep us safe from mosquitoes.
No wait, maybe we shouldn’t trust the bats.
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This image is posted for a friend who questioned the unfailing efficacy of masks.
You know what they say: Never trust a fart. It could give you covid.
I don’t know if this is the same snake that was the garden earlier this year or a different one. Either way, this one is about 3x larger than the first. I was able to find it because Toby tried to stick it up his nose.
This was the baby that came to visit in the spring.
Geordie was petrified of snakes and wouldn’t go near them. At least I didn’t have to worry about him being bitten.
Real Life Me is a badass.
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See my little pea? I went out super early in the mud and the cold to plant him and his kin so that they would have lots of time to grow big and strong before the heat arrived.
What arrived instead? The bunny brothers!!!
Seriously, what kind of an idiot would lovingly portray vermin such as this?!? Oh, wait…
Thanks to those two idiot rabbits, my plants never got any larger than in the picture. If they dared grow over 1″ high, they were chomped off.
I tried inviting a snake into the garden, but it turned its head away and lithped thomething about being thcared of bunnies. I guess this one wasn’t a self-motivated hard worker like that Garden of Eden snake.
Although I have a fence, it didn’t keep the bunny brothers out. They tunneled in under the tomato plants. Their tunnel was big enough that it eventually caused the tomato plants to fall over.
(Hey snake, why don’t you crawl down that hole? Snake: “No thankth. I think I will justh keep eating thith dead toad.”)
I tried using spray made of rotten eggs and garlic and a host of foul things. The label said that it was supposed to repel all different sorts of animals.
I guess in the manufacturer’s world, “repel” means “come hither”. Not only did the bunnies like it but so did my dogs.
Come on Ma, just let me off this leash, and your bunny problem will be history!
Bunny Bane
Why doesn’t the governor force the bunnies wear masks? It would make it a lot harder for them to eat my vegetables.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 