What Worries Me

Do you know what I'm worried about?  Nuclear war?  The CCP buying US land without citizens knowledge?  Encroaching Sharia law?  Hungry wolves?

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No.  Well, yes, but no.  Next week I have cataract surgery, and I'm afraid I will no longer be able to hide from myself.  Huh?

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For years I haven't looked at myself.  I don't wear my glasses in the shower.  I don't need them to brush my hair.  Without my glasses I'm just a colorful blur.  After surgery I won't be able to hide from my reflection.  I'll have to own my ugliness.

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You're nocturnal, right?  Then maybe you're a vampire and won't have a reflection.

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Aw, you always know how to make me feel better.

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Don’t let the cartoon fool you.

In real life I would have bitten her

for being self-absorbed..

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Dream Our World

See what Murphy’s brothers have been up to in Dream Our World. 

Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

The Ear Infection

Slam!  What was that?  Mom just got back from the doctor.  Turns out she has an ear infection.

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Yay!  Now mom won't be able to hear us crinkle our snack bags!

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I can still hear out of the other ear, you goofballs!

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Just make sure you open the snack bags on her left side and she’ll never know!

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s brothers are up to when no one is looking when you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

The Real Origin of the Santa Ana Winds

Frijoles Mio!  Nom, nom, nom, nom!  Wow, Beantown Beans really are the Beaniest!

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Some people believe that the Santa Winds originate from high pressure air masses over the Great Basin and Mojave Desert, butt we know better.

(Woe to the Mauser that lives downwind.)

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Hey, don’t blame me. You feed me those beans.

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

World Reality

You say that with your belief system, the world where we are right now is a dream, and reality is when we die and go to The Other Side, right?

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Then why do you spend so much time trying to clean it up if it's not real?!?

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Good question.

(Although if it makes more room for biscuits, I’m all for it.)

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

What Happened To Me?

Not long ago I used to be the bitiest dog in the neighborhood.  Dogs feared me.  humans respected me.  Now all I do is keep those two knucklheaded brothers of mine in line.  What happened to me?  Growing up sucks, doesn't it?

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This me with my brother, Duncan…back before I became responsible.

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What can I say? Little brothers grow on you.

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

T(r)icked

I don't know where these ticks are biting me that I can't see them.

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Here is the stupid little b*st*rd that bit me. I sent it to the Northeast Wildlife DNA Laboratory to be tested for Lyme and other diseases. It turned out, this guy was clean. He didn’t carry a single illness.

Since my Western Blot test came back positive, that means a different tick bit me, unnoticed, and gave me a fresh dose of Lyme. What mystifies me is, I’ve seen engorged ticks on my pups. They are visibly noticeable even on a dog with shaggy fur. How can I possibly keep missing these things when they bite me?!

Out of curiosity I looked up whether it is possible to get Lyme another way, but it looks like no. A statistically significant number of people who get Lyme, though, never knew they were bitten.

The moral of my story is: ticks suck. No wait, the moral of my story is that even if you tuck your pants into your socks or have your ticks tested, you still might miss the one that “got” you.

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Why don’t you get protection like I’ve got? Then you’ll be safe!

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(As a funny side note, my blog is more popular in China than it is in the US. I wonder what they are learning by reading humble Bitey Dog?)

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Spoon Pie

Grab your gear, mom made "Spoon Pie"!  "Spoon Pie"?  Yum!

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"Spoon Pie"?  What's "Spoon Pie?"

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There's no such thing as "Spoon Pie".  I just didn't put enough thickener in with the blueberries.

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(Yup, these were the juiciest blueberries I’d ever encountered.)

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I don’t care. I’ll eat it right out of the pan if you let me.

(Just call me “Blue Beard”!)

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Unheeded Warning

Ack!

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Something has been eating the low-hanging tomatoes (unfortunately they’re all low-hanging tomatoes this year), and I suspect it’s Ack and his family. Murphy is upset because believes all tomatoes – low or high – are his.

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Hey losers, don’t you realize this garden is for me?!

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One good bit of news is that there have been reports of stray cats in the neighborhood. I heard a couple of them getting better acquainted several nights ago. A few cats out hunting can do wonders for keeping these critters in check.

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Hey you two, get over here. Mom wants help hunting a rabbit. Ooh, I couldn't hurt a bunny. I'm a lover, not a hunter. Yeah, me too. I'm a lover, not a hunter.

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You are not a lover, you're lazy! Now get your butt over here and help! New Guy, you get a pass 'cause you're still new, but next time you'd better hunt!

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Thank heavens we cats can hunt.

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Don’t Mess With Bitey Mom’s Garden…

…or she’ll have you killed!!! Mwahaha!

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I could have told you that garden was a bad idea, man.

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Murphy isn’t typically very interested in the garden, but as soon as those bees moved in, he kept wanting to go inside. I was happy when the bees were taken care of so I didn’t have to worry about my little guy getting hurt (and I could get to my sadly overgrown squash).

Normally I don’t like to hurt bees, but those guys were a**holes.

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Can I go in the garden now? I hear there are squishy tomatoes inside!

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Dream Our World

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Find out what Murphy’s Cairn brothers are up to when no one is looking as you travel with them to the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World .

Inside the museum, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are many hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

Dream Our World, and other fine gifts, are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Newest Member of an Unhappy Club

What happened to you?  I was stung by bees.

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On your face?  No, my left hand.  Then what happened to...?  Hives.

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And the tongue?   Anaphylaxis.  Ana-what?  Quit making fun of me!

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I should have known something was wrong on Wednesday. Both mower batteries ran out right when I got near the garden. Then the string trimmer ran out of string. Did I take the hint and retire for the day? No, I re-threaded the trimmer, charged the batteries and powered on…into a nest of ground bees.

It didn’t take long before I was at Urgent Care getting prednisone and Benedryl injections. The photo is what the Benedryl shot did to me.

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Now I am the latest, unhappy member of the Epi-Pen Club. I know I’m not the only one out there, but this is all very unfamiliar to me. I’ve had anaphylactic reactions before, but no one has taken me seriously when I talked about them. This time the doctors actually saw it, and I think their responses are freaking me out.

I picked up my pens at the pharmacy today, and I was surprised at how large they are. I’m trying to picture me carrying them everywhere I go. And then, where do you keep them so they are easy to get to? How do you know for sure when to use them? If anyone would like to share their experiences, I would be happy to learn.

For now the pens are still in their pharmacy bag sitting on my desk. I mean, if I ignore them, the problem will go away, right?

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I’ll guard the door. No bees will get in here!

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Murphy has been very attentive to me this week. I think he realizes I don’t feel well.