Toby and Eric Swalwell say:
“Don’t own up; blame the cup!”
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For some non-tooting adventures my boys have been on, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams where they view the world of art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
Toby wants the half-sandwich in the jacket pocket.
He shouldn’t take handouts from a politician.
Toby, there is no such thing as a free lunch.