The Girls (and Other Stories)

Oh my goodness, when is the blessed event? How many do humans usually have? Four? Six? Whee! Maybe we'll get a sister!

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No, you little goofballs. I'm not expecting. I just bought some loose-fitting tops.

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A while ago I watched a documentary about how Victorian era women inadvertently hurt themselves. One way was by wearing corsets. Females at every level of society from the highest born lady to the lowliest maid wore them. Some wore them not only during the day but at night as well. To not wear a corset was unthinkable; otherwise you were considered “loose”.

Being a modern woman, I declared that there was no way in heck I would wear one of those things! I guess I would have to be thought of as disreputable. Yes, that’s all there is to it. A trailblazer, I’d be! The one to lead all women in rebellion!

As always, life came up with a way of making me eat my words.

Over time, I’ve had increasing nerve issues. There is one in my torso (where a certain undergarment rests) that causes me enough distress to make it difficult for me to breathe. During the winters I was able to skirt the issue by wearing bulky clothing and avoiding the “certain undergarment”, but I didn’t know what I would do if the pain continued at its current level over the summer.

I researched what alternatives were available online. Most women seemed to have trouble with straps/shoulders, so there were a lot of suggestions. With those of us who have problems with the band, our options seem to be either wearing a cami or making peace with how you look going natural.

“No, I could never do that!”

“Why not?”

“Because I would look like a loose woman!”

“Ooh, what a trailblazer you are.”

This spring I spent way more time than I’d care to admit wearing overalls and looking online for loose-fitting, shirred, garishly printed tops that might disguise my naturalness. Depending on your stage of life when wearing one, the tops I found might be mistaken for maternity wear. They might also look like what apple-shaped old ladies wear with polyester pants.

I’m hoping mine are mistaken for maternity.

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As long as I can still be your baby during thunderstorms, I don’t care what you wear.

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33 Comments

  1. Suzassippi's avatar

    I really enjoy your wit and humor, because it is life as many of us live it, as well as insightful. I share that band issue, and for reasons I do not understand. I think I might have deformed my rib cage whilst wearing underwire bras in my formative years. Right now, a sports bra is my BFF because it is made of stretchy elastic fabric. Another favorite in summer is a baggy shirt loosely tied over a tank top! I am pretty sure I am old enough to never again be taken for being “with child.”

  2. martywal's avatar

    Like you, I am band-averse. One of the many advantages of living where I do is that a jacket or vest is appropriate virtually year-round. I rarely have to resort to a “certain undergarment.”

  6. suziecreamcheese's avatar

    There’s something going on with the rib that the band hits for me so most of the time, I just let the girls loose. However, being a woman who is rather well endowed, after a while, the girls start to hurt. I’m in a constant hunt for a bra that doesn’t hurt. Sigh

  7. Reiko's Journey's avatar

    You need to post pics. I can probably offer very good advice if provided full details and photos. But I am impressed by your post history which now has focused on farts and boobs.

  8. doesitevenmatter3's avatar

    HA! 😀 and AW. 😣 I get the funny and I get the “Oh, yeahs” of bra-life. But, gotta’ say bra-liant minds think alike! 😁
    And, hey, girls just wanna’ be comfortable! I think Cyndi Lauper sang a song about that. 😉 😀

    Bra-va! 🙂 Like a great bra, your post has lifted me up! 😀
    (((HUGS))) and ❤️❤️❤️

    And now… 2 bra jokes…
    Q: Why does the Little Mermaid wear a seashell bra?
    A: Because she outgrew her B shell bra and D shells are too big.

    Q: What cup size bra do striped horses wear?
    A: Size Z-Bra!

    Now for a few bra quotes…
    “Some people meditate. I take off my bra and find inner peace.”
    “To bra or not to bra. That is the question.”
    “I laugh. A LOT. Therefore I need a sports bra.”

    PS…Hey, Handsome Murphy…we’ve been having summer thunderstorms and rain…I always think of Cooper and then I immediately think of you and hope you are okay. Darn those loud storms! 😦

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