These two have spent so much time together that they are starting to look like each other.
I do worry about Peppermint, though. I’m sure her feelings are hurt.
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Tell them you love them without saying a word! (Right, Toby?) Give someone you care about this stellar pillow with an E.T. hand signing “I Love You”. Not only is it a loving reminder, it is also a great conversation piece.
Alien Hand Pillow is available from my shop.
Two nights ago we had a freeze warning, so I brought the decorative pumpkins inside.
And what did my wondering eyes see then
but a naughty brown dog chewing off all their stems.
Nom..nom..nom...
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Aagh! We’d rather just have our stems chewed!
See what my naughty boys have been up to when you pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside, Geordie and Toby visit the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
Tee Hee! She’ll never even know I was here!
I guess he thought I could sleep through this.
Come on Toby. Let’s be fair. The real reason you are being taken on three walks a day is because you chewed up my book, ate a note pad, tipped over the trash can, climbed up on the bed and stole a hankie, ran through the house with my underwear…do I need to go on?
No, I know.
After my scale-crunching last post, I have been cutting back on portions and walking more (all the things panicked chubby humans do). Today I checked, and I found that I had lost -4 pounds.
I guess with everything else in the world being upside down, I shouldn’t be surprised that the laws of physics are too.
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Escape your claustrophobic world with a fanciful adventure to visit the Museum of the Imagination in Dream Our World. Inside, Bitey and Toby enjoy a day of unsupervised fun while viewing art from a canine perspective.
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
People laugh at me for leaving things in my trash can because I know Toby is going to climb in and make a mess. The problem is that if I don’t leave anything in there, he will go after something I care about. Last night he decided that my trash can wasn’t interesting enough and chewed up a sketch book.
OK, so maybe I chewed up some papers , but I definitely wouldn’t put a baby sister in a box.
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To enjoy more of my boys’ naughty antics, pick up a copy of Poopiter. Poopiter follows my illustrated boys during their first year together.
Poopiter is available from Amazon.
Toby has been as wound up and boisterous as any child these past few weeks…so much so that I wasn’t sure tht Santa would bring him anything. Then Toby pulled his act together and was a perfect little angel puppy last night. If Santa works like Christianity, then a last minute repentance is still enough to ensure a reward.
Don’t pee on the tree, and you might just get some tennis balls!
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We are all waiting with great anticipation not so much for a visit from Santa but a posting of a certain Malt’s Christmas prank.
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If Santa happened to bring you an Amazon gift card for the holidays, you can use it to get your very own copy of Dream Our World! Inside, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from Amazon….and soon a museum!
Oh dear, what’s this?
It looks like Blue Puppy got caught as he tried to run away after raiding the trash can.
What are we going to do with him, Ma?
I don’t know where he gets this.
Toby is getting smart. He is making sure that Blue Puppy takes the blame for everything now that Santa is watching.
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Looking for a unique Christmas gift? Consider giving Dream Our World! Inside are my interpretations of various works of art and how they may be viewed from a canine perspective.
Dream Our World follows Bitey and Toby as they visit the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun!
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.
Today it was Toby’s turn to escape and run free through the clover. I guess he saw what the little neighbor dog did and thought it seemed like fun.
True to his terrier nature, Toby absolutely refused to acknowledge me when I called him. He had a grand time running all over the yard, peeing on plants and hunting chipmunks.
I finally caught the little stinker by opening the garden gate. Toby can’t pass up a chance to eat dirt in the garden, so he streaked past me to get to his prize. I was thinking of making him wear a harness with a leash around the house like I did when he was little. Instead, though, I may mix iron filings with his kibble and keep a giant horse shoe magnet by the door. I find the idea more attractive.
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Come visit my two attractive puppies at the MOTI as they visit the museum of their dreams in Dream Our World!
Last week I had two jobs come in. My boys absolutely hate when I have to work and my attention is taken away from them. Toby, I mean Blue Puppy, had a bit of a meltdown over this.
As you can see, Blue Puppy tipped over the trash can and ripped up all the papers while Toby innocently looked on. At least this was slightly better than when Toby got into the laundry and paraded around the house with dirty undies.
Humpty Kitty also fell victim to the carnage. All of that stuffing used to be her brains. I guess now she is Zombie Humpty Kitty.
How did Humpty Kitty get her name? I dunno. Maybe we should ask Englebert Humpamint.
Given how miserable today was, I am going to hurry and sign off so I can get some work done while the boys are sleeping. It’s funny, they are my muses, yet they keep me from getting absolutely anything done.
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What might Virtual Toby and Geordie do as they nap in front of the TV?
They go to the museum, of course!
To read more of their adventures, pick up a copy of Dream Our World.
They are available at Amazon.
Despite my best efforts to keep him away from it, Toby picked this little azalea as his favorite peeing spot over the Winter. I can only imagine what his daily waterings did to the plant. As you can see it doesn’t look quite like the other Spring flowers. I am not positive, but I think it heard it murmuring something that sounded like “electric fence“.
I don’t know what you are complaining about. It looks fine to me.
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There is still time to order Poopiter before reading Bitey and Toby’s next book. It will introduce the characters and help to better explain the picture “Peppermint Girl”.
I will be posting a link to the new book later this week!
