Getting an Appointment

My previously well-coiffed Toby has been looking a bit shaggy, so I decided to get in touch with his groomer. When I did, they told me that since Toby is considered a dangerous animal only the owner is willing to work with him, and she is booked until January.

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Naughty List, Toby, currupt politicians, evil dictators, indoor poopers, software developers

Looks like “Santa” won’t be bringing any gifts for Toby this year. All “his” money will be tied up in tips and gifts for the groomer to try to bribe her into seeing us again.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a perfect angel!

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25 Comments

  1. FRANKLY.. I WOULD HAVE HARD WORDS WITH THIA SO CALLED GROOMER

    SORRY BUT IF THEY CANT CONTROL A SMALL DOG THEY SHOULDNT BE ADVERTISING TO DO THE JOB THEY ASPIRE TO DO.

    I THINK THEY NEED SPEAKING TO.

    I ALSO LKE TOBY FLUFFY COATED

    GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  2. Have you considered taking him to the vet for a clip? Uncut fur really does become a health issue at a point. (I’m thinking of Winkie, mummified in mats when he was found.) And vets are better prepared to deal with frightened/aggressive dogs.

  3. Aw, Toby. Whether you are shaggy or shorn you are handsome and sweet-faced. We ❤ you. I know January seems a long way off…but at my well-seasoned age I'm sure it will seem like it gets here in no time flat. 😮
    And I don't think you belong on THAT Naughty List, Toby. I'll talk to Santa and see if I can get you on a better Naughty List…the one I'm always on! It's a list of good-company peeps! 😉 😀 😛
    PATS and RUBS and (((HUGS))) for you Mum!
    PS…I know our vet office will trim nails so maybe they would trim fur, too. ??? Might want to call and check at your vet office.

  4. So the Tobester is blacklisted, eh? A dangerous dogster. Maybe he is just trying to live up to your blog name and have some adventures? I wouldn’t cut him from the Xmas list, though; that might enrage him further and the terrorist terrier could deploy a poo of mass destruction.

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