Despite the similarity of their names, The Tobester does not like The Toaster.

Mom, you can’t draw a car for crap!

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To display your golden toast when company comes over, consider using this lovely hand stitched Orchid Bread Cloth to line your bread basket. Made of 100% cotton, it will add an extra touch of festivity to any occasion.

Orchid Bread Cloth and other fine gifts are available from my shop.