Self Identity Crisis

 

 

 

 

Picture of new sub-compact SUV / Crossover

Mr. Salesperson, I seof-identify as a rich person, so I want that car out there.

Woman and dogs are booted out of the dealership.

Dog: Seriously? You pulled this stunt with a Honda?!? Why not a Ferrari or a Lamborghini? Woman: What? I like the Honda.

Happy New Year, everyone.  May you not only self-identify as rich in the coming year but actually be rich!

Bitey, Toby & Mom