Thanks to computers and Fed Ex and all
I sure don’t miss going out to the mall
To be jostled and bulldozed and hit in the head.
I’d rather stay home and just shop from my bed.
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I don’t care how my presents get here as long as they get here.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
Me too!
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Awwww, are things looking up for you and the Tobster? Is he out of the doghouse? I certainly hope so.
The more I think about it the more I’m sure somehow the people are problematic in his life. A case of Toby saying “it’s not me, it you humans”. I hope the humans have been summarily reprimanded and he’s able to just relax and be a dog. That’s really all they want…, and lots of love. 💗
Anony-mouse 🐭 and The Terrier 🐶
Toby is surviving, but it is yet to be determined how much the humans are to be blamed. We’ll see what the behaviorist says. 😊
…but my mommy really used to like to go shopping in her feets.
Mine used to like shopping in person for some things, but not on Black Friday. Just too crowded!
When my mommy was in her shopping heyday, dere was no Black Friday. And no malls. Just a downtown. She fink dat was bedder.
But I’m wif Toby. I don’t care where my pressies come from!
Downtown! How cool! I bet you got personalized help from neighbors you were friends with too.
Enjoy that new ball, buddy!
I agree with Toby! YAY Toby! 🙂
Great poem! It says it all! (And…’Tis nice to see our Fed-Ex man is wearing his long pants now. Ha! Guess his shorts are put away for a few months! 😉 ;-D 😛 )
(((HUGS))) and ❤️❤️ to you both!!
You didn’t like the short pants? Toby did. Easier to bite those legs! 😆
No, I like the short pants! But it wouldn’t seem like the holidays if he kept wearing shorts! 😉 😀 😛 Ha! 😉
I can see Toby’s point! Cooper likes to lick ankles. 🙂
Ha ha! I bet that makes him every delivery person’s favorite! 😂
That looks like a scene of horror to me…..
I don’t like crowds either. 👎
I worked retail for 7 long years. Black Friday was invented by Satan. People get mean and stupid and for what? I haven’t shopped that day since then. Used to go out the day after Christmas but even that lost its charm when people got so nasty. I want to be like Toby and just bite them all in the bummeee. Which reminds me? Was the bite that got him in trouble in the bummeee? Because if so, I’m sure it was totally deserved
No, not the bumeee. It was a human paw. ☹️
I have to agree about Black Friday. Is a TV or a game really worth it? These days stores aren’t offering sales thanks to all the theft going on, so why bother going out?
Why did a stupid human have their paw close enough to his mouth to be bitten? Do they not know his reputation? Geesh! Theft – well- when there are no consequences, that’s what happens