Two nights ago we had a freeze warning, so I brought the decorative pumpkins inside.
And what did my wondering eyes see then
but a naughty brown dog chewing off all their stems.
Nom..nom..nom...
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Aagh! We’d rather just have our stems chewed!
See what my naughty boys have been up to when you pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside, Geordie and Toby visit the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
the pumpkin people sll their children !!!!!
watch your post
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Pumpkins. The worst patents of the gourd family.
Oh, gosh! and Ha! Well, I agree with the pumpkins…better to get your stems chewed than your whole-self turned into pie! 😮 😀
Cooper: “Hey, Toby, did the stems taste good?!?!”
(((HUGS))), PATS, and RUBS!!! 🙂
Yes *urp* I not only ate the stem, I ate the whole pumpkin! It was delicious (and it kept me regular). – Toby Toby Pumpkineater
HA! Like your new name! 😉
Oh, but don’t give Coop any ideas. 😮 😛
One year I planted watermelons. I got baby watermelons, which would then disappear in a day or so. I blamed the critters, till the day that Maxwell came proudly around the corner, stem in his teeth, with a lovely football sized watermelon on the end. 🙂
Ha! Hahahaha!
NEVER SKIP THE PIE!!! In 2020 one should always eat dessert first; you never know what will happen next.
As soon as I finish my chocolate cake, I will make us a pie as per your sage advice!
Often there is doubt among bakers about whether their finished product is truly delicious. As a public service Max and I work as cake and pie tasters and provide free and accurate evaluations. There is overnight delivery service available from places in the middle of nowhere (like Ohio, just for example sake) to our tasting laboratory in Rancho Cucaracha. Just trying to help.
Wow, you all are the most selfless family I know! I’ll go bite mom and tell her to look into getting us a Fed Ex account. 🐶🍰
Agree!
Toby, is anything safe from you?
Nothing below 48″ from the ground.
Toby – bol!