The New Restaurant

It is a dark time. Across the state, businesses have been shut down for want of customers. So many restaurants have closed that underground, speakeasy-style eateries have popped up away from the watchful eyes of health department.

The boys’ beloved Sniff City has become….(Dun…dun…duhhhhn)… Hellmont.

My idea is better. No MINE is! Mom!!
Which of us has the best name for our new restaurant?
My idea's the best. It's the Diarrhea Trattoria!
Wait, does this place serve or cause diarrhea? Your choice! Oh dear, are those raisins and Tootsie Rolls on the bar? Well, at one time...
Forget about him. It's my idea that's the best.
It's the Copra...CopraphaGIa! The hottest spot for diarrhea! At the Copra,CopraphaGIa..Poopin' and noshin' are always in fahshion...Fashion? Yes, dahling...
Do you really think anyone will want to eat here? How is your dessert menu? Do you serve Poopsicles or Fudge Dragons? I'd like a meal to help me clear a room. I need assistance with my abstract expressionism.

Not that dogs eat poo or anything…

Well, only if it’s there.

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17 Comments

      • HA!!! The Boys are right! 😛

        OH, yes! I remember house training! Ha! Coop adopted me when he was 6 weeks old…when he’d make a pooh in the corner of a room, he’d come and get me and take me there. Then he’d look at me like, “Not sure who did THAT, but it stinks. Could you take care of it for me?”
        HA! 😀
        (Great, funny, “awful” story! 😉 Thanks for the laughs!)

  1. I hope this place is classy enough to have pictures on the menu of the offerings. I’m thinking feces feast or poop du jour. There’s an old far side called “sheep dip”, so maybe terriers would offer “rodent crisps” or “squirrel Wellington”. And really class up the joint with spray cheese in a can. Whoever it doesn’t appall it appeals to… I think this just may be your target clientele.

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