It is a dark time. Across the state, businesses have been shut down for want of customers. So many restaurants have closed that underground, speakeasy-style eateries have popped up away from the watchful eyes of health department.
The boys’ beloved Sniff City has become….(Dun…dun…duhhhhn)… Hellmont.
Not that dogs eat poo or anything…
Well, only if it’s there.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
MAYBE AIME FOR A LITTLE MORE APPETIZING NAME ????? !!!!!
HUGSSSSSSS
I suggested the same thing to them, but they are stubborn as terriers.
HA! Yes, maybe a more appetizing name…butt, Coop and I might HAVE to go in because of #1 and #2…
1. Just to see who-n-what is doodoo-ing.
2. Just to see if they serve “lemonade”.
HA! 😀
HUGS!!! and thanks for the laughs!!! 😛
The boys insist these are appetizing names to dogs.
Ooh, yes, definitely lemonade! They also have Litterbox Crunchies in bowls on every table.
(A neighbor got a new puppy who is very into copraphagia which is what got me thinking of this awful story.)
HA!!! The Boys are right! 😛
OH, yes! I remember house training! Ha! Coop adopted me when he was 6 weeks old…when he’d make a pooh in the corner of a room, he’d come and get me and take me there. Then he’d look at me like, “Not sure who did THAT, but it stinks. Could you take care of it for me?”
HA! 😀
(Great, funny, “awful” story! 😉 Thanks for the laughs!)
If only Cooper had a little brother to blame things on! Still, that was might smart of a pup so young to show you what happened. 🐶🐶. Good job, Coop!
Pro tip: Always be nice to those who have access to your toothbrush.
Spoken from firsthand experience?
Why would anyone mess with sweet little me’s toothbrush?
Never trust a human. They might sneak medicine onto your toothbrush. – Toby
We have eaten at places like that before and paid the price.
It’s always good to have the health inspector involved!😆 🤢
I hope this place is classy enough to have pictures on the menu of the offerings. I’m thinking feces feast or poop du jour. There’s an old far side called “sheep dip”, so maybe terriers would offer “rodent crisps” or “squirrel Wellington”. And really class up the joint with spray cheese in a can. Whoever it doesn’t appall it appeals to… I think this just may be your target clientele.
😆😆😆. What great advice! I’ll pass along the suggestions to the boys and see what they come up with. 👍
Your restaurant is superb! And I see that you have distinguished guests!
You were one of the first to attend, Royal Bro!
Of course. There’s no way I would or could miss out on the opening of your restaurant!!