When Hank Met Sally

Great googly moogly, what happened to you? Yeah, it looks like Hank Hill and Sally got together and had a baby...that got really old...and was eaten by a swamp monster... and caught on fire.

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Do you mean Charlie Borwn's sister, Sally? No, Sally from "The Nightmare Before Christmas".

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Aw come on guys. I work outside a lot, but I don't always wear the same thing so my tan lines are a little uneven.

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A little uneven? That's like saying Frankenstein's monster had "a few scars".

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Do we still have to go out with her/ Maybe we can convince her that muumuus are fashionable. Really long, ankle-length muumuus.

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I don’t really care what you look like as long as I get my dinner on time!

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Of you would prefer a patchwork quilt to a patchwork human, then please visit the Quilt section of my shop at L Bowman Studios.

Madison House wall hanging sized quilt.
Handmade ASL/American Sign Language Quilt with stuffed monkey posing on top.

15 Comments

  1. ssnowdrops's avatar

    LOL THAT MADE ME LAUGH LOTS COS I AM VERY FAIR SKINNED BUT IN SUMMER I DEVELOPE WHAT HERE I HAVE HEARD CALLED A “FARMERS TAN ” ON MY ARMS AND ACE !!!!! I JUST WEAR SHORT SLEEVED T-SHIRTS !AND NEVER EVER SHOERTS !

  5. suziecreamcheese's avatar

    I’m seriously annoyed that my summer walking tan is not where it should be this year. It’s still uneven, one arm and leg are darker, the back of my left leg is burnt, my neck – well, I really am a redneck! But Maverick doesn’t care, or maybe that’s why he pulls on me, to get me out of the public eye really fast?

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