I’m Going To Hell

Not my image.

It seems that whenever I am at church they tell us that if our neighbor has something and we wish we had one too, we are going to hell for being covetous. I follow the blog of a very nice lady who is fixing up a small farm to be a beautiful, productive, wonderful home. I am jealous of all the hard work she gets to do there. This past week, my neighbor adopted a little Maltese puppy. He is so cute!! I wish I had a little Maltese puppy too.

It looks like I’ll be heading to hell. Maybe I’ll see you there?

Should I be worried that there’s another cute boy in town?

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22 Comments

  1. Unknown's avatar

    If your priest is still the same guy, Father Man-Bun, as I recall, then it sounds like Man-Bun needs to get to work on some new material. I surely do appreciate that the threat of hell is an oldie, but a goodie, however I wouldn’t think that relying on it over a length of time would continue to work, especially if he’s wanting the collection plate to be silent as oppose to rattle (rattle = bad: loose change. Silent = good: bills and checks).

    I honestly like the overall concept of Catholicism. The problem that I have is that every time I’ve ever attended a mass, funeral, etc. that there is never one scripture reading. Not one! And I’ve attended a lot of catholic masses. Also, the idea that God and Jesus have a middle-man, a gatekeeper, is utter bull. This roots back to a time when most people were illiterate and the priest were educated…, never mind having to be fluent in latin, so everything went through them. I’m pretty sure they also invented purgatory and the concept of paying alms.

    On a personal note regarding catholic mass, I absolutely cannot breathe when they start shaking that metal can of incense all around! I get that churches were also crypts and still are (however this tends to be in Europe), so I presume the perfume is to cover up any perceived unpleasant odors, but the time has come to think about the people in the pews who have allergies to absolutely any fragrance. Oddly, I don’t exactly like stinky odors, but they don’t make my eyes, nose and throat irritated and cause a hacking cough. So-called pretty odors always are unbearable.

    Tell Man-Bun to chill. And you can always come over to our side… the Presbyterians…, bwah-hahahaha!

    Anony-mouse and The Terrier

    • Bitey Dog's avatar

      Fr. Man-Bun hasn’t been around in a while. 😂They rotate shepherds pretty regularly.

      I can’t claim to be a Catholic. I go to services sometimes to make my mom happy, but for some reason the (catholic) seed never took hold in my probably rocky soil. I try to gain something from every experience, though, so even if I don’t enjoy or fully appreciate church, I still try to learn from it.

      Ach, someone else with fragrance sensitivities! For me the perfume from the people around me chokes me more than the incense. I’ve had to get up and leave many times because I feel like I’m drowning. I wish scents would go out of fashion. 🙄

  2. doesitevenmatter3's avatar

    To be jealous is human. We all have those times. The thing is not to get stuck there, ’cause that only hurts us. Wishing for something, feeling we’d enjoy it is okay. That’s how I see those things you shared. You think their joy is wonderful and would enjoy such, too…you don’t wish them any harm or bad.
    I think Jesus is a lot more forgiving and wanting to help us than people give him credit for. 🙂

    But, if those things are hell-bound worthy…especially the puppy one…then I’ll see you there! 😉 😀 Maybe there will be special Dog Lovers Section for us! 😉 😛

    Aw, Murphy! You don’t have to worry about that! You are THE cutest cute boy in town! 🙂 ❤️
    (((HUGS))) ❤️❤️❤️

  3. Unknown's avatar

    Question: does the priest actually say for his perception of being covetous (btw, he’s wrong) that this is a ticket to hell? I mean, he REALLY says that??

    As a slight aside: the new neighborhood Maltese puppy reminds me … did your neighbor who got a puppy, and she/he slipped the collar the same day as being brought home, ever get found? That was a most tragic story to me!

    Anony-mouse and The Terrier

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