I took my family for a walk.
It was so very long.
When I got home I ate a lot.
It was so very wrong.
Now in my bed I lie and toot
Until the church bells dong.
Birds fly through my noxious cloud
And quickly lose their song.
(Yes, it’s been another Alpo day.)
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
I hope we all will never part, but everyone leaves when Bitey Dog farts.
Bwahahaha! You have no idea how true that is!!!
There is nothing so foul as a dog fart after eating unknown leavings in the yard!
I see I am not alone in this experience!