Our church has many ding-a-lings
That come to mass each week.
The answers to life’s questions
They often come to seek.
Instead of thinking proFOUND thoughts
They like to kneel and chant.
And that is all we have today.
That is Geordie’s rant.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
I can see he is not too fond of people who ignore him in favor of kneeling!
That’s true. Geordie would rather go for a walk and be with God outside than listening to humans repeat words without thinking about them.
Dogs are smart. They know you can lift a leg in the church of the great outdoors.
Hee hee!