Despite my best efforts to keep him away from it, Toby picked this little azalea as his favorite peeing spot over the Winter. I can only imagine what his daily waterings did to the plant. As you can see it doesn’t look quite like the other Spring flowers. I am not positive, but I think it heard it murmuring something that sounded like “electric fence“.
I don’t know what you are complaining about. It looks fine to me.
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There is still time to order Poopiter before reading Bitey and Toby’s next book. It will introduce the characters and help to better explain the picture “Peppermint Girl”.
I will be posting a link to the new book later this week!
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
We have “crop circles” in the lawn.
Toby says, “If it can’t handle a little extra urea, creatine, uric acid, carbohydrates, enzymes, fatty acids, hormones, sodium, potassium, chloride, magnesium, calcium and ammonia, let it die!”
Instead of crop circles, we end up with little hillocks. They are nice in that they encourage the boys to pee there rather that sniffing around.
Toby says: Wow, it’s like you read my mind!