For friends of Toby and Max: More Back Story
If your dogs aren’t team players, Photoshop in layers!
Won’t put the suit on? Use a crayon!
(Then you can make him wear anything you want to.)
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Poopiter tells about Bitey and Toby’s first year together. It is available from Amazon.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
Oh noes, I can just see this whole thing escalating and spinning out of control. Seasonal competitive dog outfits. Soon a Trumpian pageant in some lush foreign location with not-quite-celebrity judges. Then the accusations of inappropriate sniffing followed by lawsuits and media outrage. All because of a couple of Santy suits.
:shakes head:
It’s unavoidable. May as well just go with it.
These are words that may not age well. Remember: the internet is forever.
The only things that will save us is total obscurity.
I’d ask that Maverick be a judge but he loves to hump and I’m afraid there would be a lawsuit instead of a swimsuit in our future
HA! Your comment made me snort-laugh, which caused my doggie Cooper to look at me, as if to say, “What are you laughing about now, Mom?!” 😀
PS…Shh!…Don’t tell anyone, but Coop loves to hump, too! 😮
Anyone who snorts when they laugh is a good person! Maverick will run over and look at me like, ‘are you okay?” He does the same when I sneeze
Maverick! What a great name!
My doggie is Cooper. 🙂
Is Maverick a Golden Retriever? A Lab? I don’t have my reading glasses on to see the tiny picture. Ha!
Years ago, we had a lab named Pepper. And a golden retriever named Stetson. 🙂 Loved both breeds! 🙂
Maverick sounds like a sweetie!
Maverick is a Golden Retriever, his mom was a redhead and dad a blonde, so he’s sort of blondish red. I love both breeds, too, my best friends all have labs. Hi Cooper!
Sweet! 🙂
Our golden was actually from a golden mom and a chow chow dad…long, funny story. 😮 But he looked like a golden in color and face. But he had the big, strong, sturdy body of a chow chow and the blue tongue. 🙂
you could give him a fancy name and people would be really impressed these days. A Chowagold or a Goldachow or something 🙂
HA! That’s true! Back then people didn’t create such fancy combo-names for pups! 🙂
true, we called them what they are – mutts! (I’m a breed snob and proud of it 🙂 )
He’s welcome to share Humpty Kitty or Englebert Humpamint with Toby.
:shakes head and resolves to just stay quiet:
well, that’s a new one! You? Quiet? Someone needs to check you for fever
Hey, I resemble that remark.
Max had humpy Panda – that was bigger than him. This kid just has a huge pillow and he goes to town!
This is wonderful! HA! Cute, funny, great drawings! 🙂
I’d volunteer Cooper as a judge, but unless his girlfriend is competing, wearing a bikini, he might fall asleep on the job. 😛
HUGS!!! 😀
Yesterday Toby met two of his girlfriends mud wrestling outside. Maybe if Toby invited them to join, Cooper would be more interested?
HA! He might! 🙂
Right now, Coops is recovering from dental surgery. 😦
Aw, I hope you feel better soon. (Don’t let on that you do, though. Then you get more soft food!)
Cooper is feeling much better tonight. His tail is waggin’ more! 🙂 Yes, he’s getting softer food for a week. 🙂