To keep your little monsters out of trouble, get them a copy of Dream Our World to read so they will be busy. Inside, Bitey and Toby go to the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
FEAR NOT LITTLE ONE. MENTION TO THE BIG FELLA THAT HOUS EBREAKING IS A CRIME !!!!
Is Santa’s housebreaking like my housebreaking? – Toby
Oh, this is very worrisome! Clearly the Tobester is demonstrating Pnumonomicroscopicsilicovolcanocoviosophobia. You’d better get immediate help.
P45 causes uncontrolled flatulence and the humping of stuffed toys?! Yikes, coal mines must have been scary places!
P45 causes uncontrolled flatulence and the humping of stuffed toys?!
It does. But we like your DogMom anyway. Just cannot take her out in public.
It does help with social distancing…
Poor Toby! 😦
But score one for Geordie! 😉 😀
Don’t worry, Toby…I’m sure Santa Paws will give you treats just for being so darn cute!!!!!!! 🙂
HUGS!!! and thanks for the laughs! 😛
I’m pretty sure it is coal in Toby’s stocking this year. Looking grim, Tobes.
Did the coal miners have P45? (Black lung?)
Geordie, you have to stop torturing that boy
But it’s so much fun!