The Christmas Letter

What is it, Toby? Look what Santa wrote.

Dear Toby, I won't be coming to your house this year because of Covid. You weren't a very good boy anyway, so I wasn't going to be bringing you anything. Things might have been didfferent if you had been nicer to Geordie. Santa Paws.

Geordie! You are in so much trouble! Heh heh. Totally worth it.

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To keep your little monsters out of trouble, get them a copy of Dream Our World to read so they will be busy. Inside, Bitey and Toby go to the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.

Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.

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FEAR NOT LITTLE ONE. MENTION TO THE BIG FELLA THAT HOUS EBREAKING IS A CRIME !!!!

HUGSSSS

posted December 17, 2020 at 7:19 am by ssnowdrops Reply
- Is Santa’s housebreaking like my housebreaking? – Toby
  
  posted December 17, 2020 at 9:40 am by Bitey Dog in reply to ssnowdropsReply
Oh, this is very worrisome! Clearly the Tobester is demonstrating Pnumonomicroscopicsilicovolcanocoviosophobia. You’d better get immediate help.

posted December 17, 2020 at 5:19 pm by maxwellthedog Reply
- P45 causes uncontrolled flatulence and the humping of stuffed toys?! Yikes, coal mines must have been scary places!
  
  posted December 17, 2020 at 8:22 pm by Bitey Dog in reply to maxwellthedogReply
  - P45 causes uncontrolled flatulence and the humping of stuffed toys?!
    
    It does. But we like your DogMom anyway. Just cannot take her out in public.
    
    posted December 17, 2020 at 9:57 pm by maxwellthedog in reply to Bitey DogReply
    - It does help with social distancing…
      
      posted December 17, 2020 at 11:12 pm by Bitey Dog in reply to maxwellthedogReply
Poor Toby! 😦
But score one for Geordie! 😉 😀
Don’t worry, Toby…I’m sure Santa Paws will give you treats just for being so darn cute!!!!!!! 🙂
HUGS!!! and thanks for the laughs! 😛

posted December 17, 2020 at 8:50 pm by doesitevenmatter3 Reply
- I’m pretty sure it is coal in Toby’s stocking this year. Looking grim, Tobes.
  
  posted December 17, 2020 at 9:56 pm by maxwellthedog in reply to doesitevenmatter3Reply
Did the coal miners have P45? (Black lung?)

posted December 17, 2020 at 11:11 pm by Bitey Dog Reply
Geordie, you have to stop torturing that boy

posted December 18, 2020 at 2:04 am by Marsha Gay Reply
- But it’s so much fun!
  
  posted December 18, 2020 at 3:09 am by Bitey Dog in reply to Marsha GayReply

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