The Grass

I'm sick or this. I'm going to go poop in the neighbor's yard.  Where are you guys?  Hey, who is pulling my tail?!

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Forecasters were predicting two weeks of rain with one, brief, dry afternoon in the middle. I got home from work on the middle day and ran outside to deal with the lawn before the next round of storms came. But what should occur – like a kick to the a** – but a mower that refused to cut any grass.

I spent hours on the phone with the mower company because it was under warranty. They agreed it was faulty battery and said they would send a new one. The only problem is that they send at their own speed – not the speed of well-watered weeds growing in springtime. All I had access to was a string trimmer, so I went out and cut a path for poor Murphy like the one I shoveled for him in the snow in winter.

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I don’t like the tall grass. Can I poop in the house?

(Murphy really did pull me over to the neighbor’s well-manicured lawn to do his business whenever anyone wasn’t looking.)

The sad thing is that we’ve had droughts the past two summers, so the mower barely got used. With 90% of the cost of a mower being the battery, this seems like a lousy deal.

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  1. doesitevenmatter3's avatar

    UGHS on the mower issue! Hope it gets resolved pronto!

    Grass waits for no one. It just grows and grows and grows. Eek…so do weeds! 😮

    How sweet to cut a path for Murphy to do his duty! Ha, and doody! It is no fun to try to do one’s business in tall grass…yes, you never know what is in the grass with you. 😮 I think I see Tigger! 😉 😀

    I hope you get some good rains this summer. Drought is so scary.
    (((HUGS))), PATS, RUBS, and ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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