gimp suit | The Adventures of Bitey Dog

What's wrong? I talked to my doctor recently, and he said that so many of my problems can be traced back to one issue.

Is there anything they can do> They tell me to eat salt and bananas and to wear compression hose. Not socks...not stockings...full compression pantyhose!

The thing is, if you look up this condition , it says that tight clothes can trigger events. Can you imagine compression hose on top of psoriasis? Unfortunately....

I'm trying to picture how awful it would be having to wear hose up to my waist and then a squeezy bra starting where the hose leave off.

then I have compression sleeves plus wrist and thumb braces. On top of all that I have to splint my fingers. With all this on, I don't see ho I would be able to breathe.

Maybe you should just wear a gimp suit. You know, the kind with the zipper over the mouth....so we don't have to listen to you complain.

Sad, Vetruvian Gimp

I’m too tired to even pose properly.

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I knew mommy walked funny, but I didn’t realize there was a suit for that.

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