Things To Do On Saturday (or “Why I Am Such A Good Boy”)

These events took place over the course of one weekend when Bitey had just turned four months old.  This was before  I had a camera, and it took me pages and pages to scribble out all of the misery my puppy put me through in those two days!

I'll save you!
I’ll save you!
This soap would be easier to grip if it had grooves...
This soap would be easier to grip if it had grooves…
This shower curtain should be longer.
This shower curtain should be longer.
You could save some money on kibble if you let me eat from here!
You could save some money on kibble if you let me eat from here!
But I like coffee. Honest!
But I like coffee. Honest!
Buttons are too dressy! A pullover would do just fine.
Buttons are too dressy! A pullover would do just fine.
Aww...don't give this sweater away to charity. I like it!
Aww…don’t give this sweater away to charity. I like it!
Good Boy Sweater 2

I'll tear out this page in Grandpap's catalog so he knows just what to get me.
I’ll tear out this page in Grandpap’s catalog so he knows just what to get me.
I'll save some money by eating my yard yark.
I’ll save some money by eating my yard yark.
What? I just wanted to read it!
What? I just wanted to read it!
Redecorating is fun!
Redecorating is fun!
Mommy's shoe needs breaking in.
Mommy’s shoe needs breaking in.
I'll put this where Mommy can find it easily!
I’ll put this where Mommy can find it easily!
This rug would go better in the middle of the room.
This rug would go better in the middle of the room.
I'll test and make sure this coffee table leg is strong!
I’ll test and make sure this coffee table leg is strong!
A tired Mommy is a good Mommy!
A tired Mommy is a good Mommy!

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