Oh wait, yes I do!
I hope this picture looks decent. I am using new photo editing, and the colors seem off on my monitor.
The first time I heard that Mini Cooper commercial, I mistakenly heard the singer say “I got no boots!”. That prompted me to wonder if that was why she was driving all the time. Later the song was on the radio and heard that she was really saying “I got no roots” and realized that I am now officially an old person with bad hearing.
I now got new boots because thanks to my awful beasties I wore out the soles on my last pair. Thanks guys. I hope that you both realize that these are sh** kickers, and they can be used to “motivate” recalcitrant pups on walks! (JK)
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
Oh Bitey Dog and His Highness, Toby, you better watch out!! Mommy’s can sure kick some hineys!!
LOVE the misheard lyrics!!! Like “I come to you with broken arms,” instead of open arms, or “Willie and he Poor Boys are playing, bringing people happy feet,” instead of nickels at their feet.
The ants are my friends, they’re blowing in the wind!
My daughter used to say a song went “He’s not heavy, he’s my booger.” I thought a song went “a corn dog in the night.” Still don’t know the right words. And we both had good hearing. Just bad processing.
Those are some great dog motivating dogs. Here are two more classics. “Don’t go out tonight, there is bound to be a fight, there’s a bathroom on the right.’ and “Cuse me while I kiss this guy”
Donuts make my eyes turn blue!
I said that wrong. It’s “Donuts make my brown eyes blue”. D’oh. Don’t type when you’re sleepy.