Ha! Father Time’s a bitch, ain’t he?
Real Life Toby is smug that he can eat anything and still look cute. Real Life Mommy is grumpy that she is most likely going to have to hand even more money over to Walmart in exchange for a pair of pants. Or a muumuu.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
OHH DEAR LADY… WE ALL PANIC WHEN WE GET ON THE SCALES.
NOT GAINING ID A REAL BONUS !!
In a way it hurts more because I can’t say, “I’m gonna lose 4 pounds and still wear these clothes!”.
They are just love handles
Are they still love handles if nobody loves you? (Toby wants to know if they can be “bite handles”?)
People who comment on muffin tops are always walking behind you. Ergo, YOU are the leader, the front of the pack, the Alpha and as the Tobester says, the view from behind is all dog butt.
Yeah! I’m Alpha and Tobester has to look at butt! I am enjoying how empowering this thought is. 😊
they’re just love handles, my Bear would say!
I think they ARE love handles! 😉
(((HUGS))) 🙂
OH…and I just now asked Coop what he things and he agrees! 😉 😀
The ads generated for your blog are hilarious! I kid you not: “Jockey Pouch Brief, White 6-pack, size 5 XL”. I’m tempted to click on in order to have your blog generate some moula for you, but I don’t want jumbo men’s tighty whitey ads following me around the internet.
Ha! Now there’s a DuckDuckGo ad! Probably because I mentioned I don’t want the internet following me around.
[cue the spooky music and the sing-song voice]:
“They’rrre here”
That is hilarious! Now I am tempted to write about even more ridiculous things.
Ah, if only I really did get money for ads. Those show up because I have a cheap, free blog.
Just testing here… so do you think they’re out there? The UFOs being recorded by the military. Are we alone in the universe? Are we the ant farm of the universe? Life dancing on a pinhead? What about Kierkegaard and Kafka? The alienation of Camus? Should we have sartorialist goals and accept that it is better to look good than to feel good? What is the meaning of life? Sparky Shultz was right. Happiness is a warm puppy. 🐶
Blog away and bring on the weirdo ads! I’m doing my part, too! 🤓
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