I was always tempted to get those for my dogs so they would have to carry their own stuff. (See how they like hauling around bags of poop for hours!)
Dear Ladies’ Clothing Designers: they’re not really “cargo shorts” if you can’t fit anything in the pockets!
Here is a sketch I did of Toby’s girlfriend from the previous post.
(I’m guessing she’s a half-Malt.)
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
MADW MW SMILE !!!
MY FALCONRY JACKETS WERE ALWAYS MOBILE SUITCASES !!
I HAVE LIVED WITH JACKETS AND TROUSERS ALL MY LIFE LIKE THAT. ITS NORMAL !!!
Mobile suitcases! Ha! 😝
I just wish designers made the good stuff for women instead of giving us skimpy crap.
Truth! We need pockets!
Amen to that! 🎉
HA! I snort-laughed!!! 😀 But Coop said “I don’t find anything funny about this.” 😉 😛
I always need pockets…when out in public I like to carry all the important stuff right on my body… and it’s not Cooper’s fave toys! HA! 😀
(((HUGS))), PATS, and RUBS!!! 🙂
PS…OH!!! Toby’s girlfriend is soooooooooooooo cute! 🙂
Geordie and Toby didn’t think it was a good idea either. They insist the reason they have a pet human is to carry around their stuff.
Pockets are safer and better for your posture than handbags. Come on designers. Use some common sense.
Toby says: She smells nice too!
Never forget: https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/how-should-a-dog-wear-pants-is-the-meme-we-deserve-for-the-end-of-2015-1260457
Don’t be silly. Dogs wear kilts.
What’s underneath?
A sporran, of course!
Oh, I thought it was a haggis.
People like to mock old guys in cargo shorts but, hey, I got stuff to carry! Next thing you know we’ll be mocked for wearing socks with sandals. Where will it all end…a total ban on wife beater tee shirts?
I’d rather see a guy in cargo shorts than one with a fanny pack.
Just be happy she didn’t make you lug around her tools
Don’t go giving her any ideas! – Toby 😧