Luminescent pile of yark
gently glowing in the dark.
Yellow like a ‘nanner peel
Little doggie do you feel
better now the puke is gone
sitting outside on the lawn?
(Wouldn’t Mozart be proud?)
The other night, Toby managed to jump up to the counter and steal and eat a banana peel before I could stop him. At 3:00 am he kindly gave the peel back. The poem has a happier ending than real life because it happened outside unlike reality which required an early morning kennel scrubbing. Thanks Toby.
If you would like to know more of what Toby and his brother have been up to, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside Bitey (Geordie) and Toby visit the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.
He got his art talent from his mom
Toby says: See?! I knew I wasn’t adopted!
AT LEAST HE GOT HIS POTASIUM DOSE FOR THE WEEK !!
😆. I hope he absorbed it quickly!
One of ours throws up in the bed…in the night,,,when you don’t dscover it until your foot hits it….
Yuck! Cold or still warm?
Usually the latter….
Somehow warm seems better.
I’ll tell him to wake me…
Aw, poor Toby! 😦
Toby, I hope your tummy feels better now. ❤️ Were you just monkey-ing around? 😉
(((HUGS))), PATS, and gentle-RUBS!!!
PS…I would share some puke puns…but frankly I can’t stomach that kind of humor! Although, I must admit, the word up-chuck has always made me laugh. 😮 😛
So you don’t want to spend your time spewing euphemisms? (Tee hee)
Was that up-chuck a King of England joke?
HA! I could heave a few…but they might be retch-ed! 😉
Your question made me snort-laugh! I might lose my lunch! 😮 🤮
I wonder what went through your head, Toby, that you thought a banana peel would be good to eat! 🍌
I don’t know, but this is the second time he’s done it! 😆
Oh Toby! Bananas are just nasty! They smell like nail polish remover, yuck!
Mmm…nail polish remover! – Toby
oh, Toby! Try blueberries, every so much tastier!
Trust me, he ate enough of those to turn his poo blue! 😆
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