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Sad, Vetruvian Gimp
I’m too tired to even pose properly.
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I knew mommy walked funny, but I didn’t realize there was a suit for that.
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Come see what my boys have been up to in Dream Our World.
Inside Dream Our World, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams, view the world or art from a canine perspective and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World and other fine gifts are available from my shop at L Bowman Studios.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
With high panty hose and a black glove that looks like a claw you are high boots away from being a Von Ehrich
I’ll have to put high boots on my Christmas list! 😆
I WOULD SERIOUSLY IGNORE THAT “ADVICE” IT WILL DO ONLY ONE THING MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE ! SO BE COMFORTABLE IT WILL MAKE AL ELSE BEARABLE
HUGSSSS
Thank you! I can’t stand tight clothing to begin with, and this seems like a particularly cruel “treatment”.
Hope something wonderful happens for you this week! ❤️
I WOULD SERIOUSLY IGNORE THAT “ADVICE” IT WILL DO ONLY ONE THING MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE ! SO BE COMFORTABLE IT WILL MAKE AL ELSE BEARABLE
HUGSSSS
Sweatpants it is! 😂
You do sometimes wonder if you would get better advice from a vet.
I think the vet would advise to put me down.
Oh, we can always count on pups to give THE bestest advice! 😉 😀
Oh, gosh. And golly. Poor you. 😦 Being so bound up and compressed and squeezed in and too-snug and restricted sounds so uncomfortable. 😦
I didn’t live as long as I did to have to put up with tight clothes, itchy clothes, or uncomfortable shoes. Ha. 😛 Sweat pants and a comfy shirt and brightly colored socks is my go-to winter wardrobe. 😉
(((HUGS))), but not boa or python hugs…just soft, light, gentle, cradle-y love-y hugs! 😀
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Those hugs are welcome! Thank you. 😊
I wore compression socks today, and I couldn’t wait to get home and take them off. Can’t say that I felt any better for the torture. I guess that is proof positive that PJs are the best attire no matter what time of day! 😂
Oh, for sure! Right on! Jammies are THE way to go! 😀
Oy. I’m so sorry. That doesn’t sound fun at all.
Can’t say I’m enjoying it all that much! 😂
I’ve read of some people who have to wear “Storm Trooper Vests” made of rigid plastic that squeeze them so hard they can barely breathe (yet the vests help with the pain.). I’m grateful I’m not there.
gentle hugs for you. I can’t STAND being compressed, I would be like “shoot me now!”
That’s pretty much how I feel. My quality of life would be so bad that it wouldn’t be worth living. ☹️
I am so sorry 😢. This sounds awful. I keep seeing ads for compression socks https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/best-compression-socks/
If you have to wear compression panty hose 😬🤕😭 you might want to look into these. They claim to be less expensive. https://www.brightlifedirect.com/collections/allegro
I am sending you a Nox kiss and a gentle hug from me.
Aw, thank you! I’ve worn compression socks a few times, but I can’t say that I feel any better. I’m going to go au natural for as long as I can get away with it! 😂
I don’t blame you. Compression is just uncomfortable!😣
Plus I hate synthetics. To have them pressed up against me all day every day….shudder!
I have been looking at alpaca compression socks.
https://www.warrioralpacasocks.com/compression-socks/
And
https://alpacasofmontana.com/collections/compression-socks
Unfortunately, they cost significantly more than the synthetic socks I have been using.
Wow, this is great to know!
I keep thinking about them.
It’s a shame your birthday is past. Maybe Nox can give you a pair for Mothers’ Day!
Hmm, I don’t think Nox can use the computer. Bruce will have to order for her!
That will work! 😆
Wait… wait! I just noticed the date for this post, it was on April 1st! This is a fabulous April’s Fool’s Day joke to play on us, your dear readers! At least I hope it’s a joke. Or maybe the doctors are playing a joke on you? I have absolutely no idea why one would ever medically require full body compression aside from severe burns. If this is serious, then I’d really recommend getting down to the cause of the source, most likely an auto-immune disorder. The sky should be the limit as far as how far you will go to get real answers and real solutions. Either that or get a riding crop to match the leather and pretend everyday is creepy adult-only Halloween! If Murphy wants refuge from the insanity you can send him to my house where he will be provided with a lovely big house and medical insurance as well as homemade cookies and freezer treats made in little dog bone molds (they are soooo cute 🙂
Seriously, get better soon…, like yesterday!
Anony-mouse and The Terrier
Ha ha! I hadn’t noticed that I posted on April Fools’! Maybe I can pretend to be Lady Heather (from the original CSI) as my adult-only persona. 😂
Murphy’s ears perked up at the offer of all those doggy treats!