Lightning in a Bottle

I've done it! I'm going to make a million dollars!

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What have you done, puppy? You know how lightning free nitrogen atoms which then dissolve in water and rain down to earth as fertilizer? Yes....

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I've harnessed that energy and trapped it for consumers in this convenient container. It will make their plants grow lush and green.

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I know you can't have actual lightning in that bottle, so what's really in there? My pee!

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Now whenever anyone fertilizes their lawn, it will be mine. Pretty soon every plant on the planet will belong to me, and humans will pay ME to do it! Ew, nobody is going to want that.

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We can trick people into putting our pee on their lawns?! How do we get in on that action?

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Now I feel like an idiot for doing it one drop at a time.

I found out recently that there is something called Green Lightning that can create nitrogen for fertilizer using electricity, water and air. The company says it uses about the same amount of energy as a toaster. They claim it can pay for itself in a year. So how much does it cost? First the low down payment of $97.00…then a second payment of $11,500.00 and a final payment of $27,040.00. Easy peasy lemon squeezey! (Guess we’ll have to stick to dog pee.)

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Boy's dress shirt, tie and suspenders
Copper Brocade Paisley Vest for Boys
Boys' blue plaid short sleeved shirt.

Spare yourself the anxiety worrying over tariffs when dealing with products from other countries. Buy the young man in your life quality Made in America clothing for the next special occasion in his life completely tariff free! (To read more about each item, please follow this link: Boys Department.)

These, and other items for young men, can be found in my shop at L Bowman Studios

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