For our friends who are unfamiliar with the joys of toilet paper:
Mommy forgot to shut
The bathroom door
Where the roll of TP
Hangs so close to the floor.
When from over my shoulder
Comes a loud, angry roar,
“Don’t touch that, you beast!
I don’t have any more!”
So I snatch up the end
And away I do soar..
So pleased with my game,
I am thrilled to the core!
Leaping and bounding
And twisting with glee
I watch as my human
Can’t catch up with me.
I roll till I’m wrapped
like an ancient mummy.
It’s a gift from the gods
This roll of TP!
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Join the pups in more insanity in Dream Our World! In it, Bitey and Toby visit the museum of their dreams. Come with them as they in view the world of art from a canine perspective all while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun.
Dream Our World is available from Amazon.