For our friends who are unfamiliar with the joys of toilet paper:
Mommy forgot to shut
The bathroom door
Where the roll of TP
Hangs so close to the floor.
When from over my shoulder
Comes a loud, angry roar,
“Don’t touch that, you beast!
I don’t have any more!”
So I snatch up the end
And away I do soar..
So pleased with my game,
I am thrilled to the core!
Leaping and bounding
And twisting with glee
I watch as my human
Can’t catch up with me.
I roll till I’m wrapped
like an ancient mummy.
It’s a gift from the gods
This roll of TP!
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BOL!!!!
Is this a game you enjoyed in your youth, too?
I nevfur have! My pawrents have some kind of spawcial trick that makes the TP disappear when the bathroom door is open. Even Winkie nevfur figured it out!
Dang. Mom wishes she had known about that when Geordie was little.
AW 😮 and HA 😀 Life with our pooches is never boring! 😉
Love your wonderful drawings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUGS!!! 🙂
Boring? What’s that? Messy maybe…
That is awesome!
Thanks!
Toby, Toby, Toby…this is not the time to fool around with the precious.
My Precious…with one roll to in the darkness bind them.
Maverick has played this game. However, we are keeping our TP under lock and key these days!
With current social and health concerns, that is a super smart move!