With Malice Aforethought

OK, I think I got it rihgt this year. It's a Friday in Lent, and I'm making fish.

Little dog asks: Don't those baked beans have meat in them?

Crap. Where are you going? To getmy hand basket.

…only this year, I did it on purpose! I had a chicken sandwich for lunch on a Friday. Mwahaha.

At least I know what kind of clothes to pack for my trip.

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Puppies don’t need to worry about such nonsense. To find out why, click Puppies in my Ford.

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If you haven’t had chance yet, you can still pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside, Bitey and Toby tour the Museum of the Imagination and view the world of art from a canine perspective. I had a fun time recreating famous works of art looking through my boys’ eyes. The museum itself is made of different features from our neighborhood.

This a really cute book and would make a great introduction to art for any little ones in your life. (And it might keep the kids busy if they are home from school due to the virus.)

Dream Our World is available from Amazon.

16 Comments

😀 If it’s nonsense to you, then you’re absolved, no worries. Have a steak! And share it with Toby, because you’re right, he’s absolved as well!

posted March 14, 2020 at 11:57 pm by martywal Reply
- Hooray! Steak for everyone! (I’m still packing a bunch of bikinis for my trip.)
  
  posted March 15, 2020 at 2:21 am by Bitey Dog in reply to martywalReply
If you eat meat and then throw up, are you safe?

posted March 15, 2020 at 1:56 am by Alien Resort Reply
- We’ll have to ask George Carlin.
  
  posted March 15, 2020 at 2:21 am by Bitey Dog in reply to Alien ResortReply
  - Did he go to heaven?
    
    posted March 15, 2020 at 2:32 am by Alien Resort in reply to Bitey DogReply
    - Couldn’t say for sure. He did do a lot of contemplating of things like how Lent works with the international date line.
      
      posted March 15, 2020 at 2:49 am by Bitey Dog in reply to Alien ResortReply
      - Then he probably helped some people out.
        
        posted March 15, 2020 at 2:57 am by Alien Resort in reply to Bitey DogReply
      - Full disclosure–I’m Catholic (I even gave up liver for Lent).
        
        posted March 15, 2020 at 11:39 pm by Alien Resort in reply to Bitey DogReply
        
        I was raised Catholic too. (Did you give up liver even when it’s not Lent?)
        
        posted March 16, 2020 at 2:20 am by Bitey Dog in reply to Alien Resort
        
        Yeah, doing without liver is a lifetime thing–a devotion I suppose.
        
        posted March 16, 2020 at 10:16 am by Alien Resort in reply to Bitey Dog
Serving baked beans with fish? You savage!

posted March 15, 2020 at 3:24 am by maxwellthedog Reply
- How else do you get good toots?
  
  posted March 15, 2020 at 4:54 am by Bitey Dog in reply to maxwellthedogReply
  - Uh, beer?
    
    posted March 15, 2020 at 8:20 pm by maxwellthedog in reply to Bitey DogReply
    - Sure beats Geordie’s suggestion of Alpo.
      
      posted March 16, 2020 at 2:21 am by Bitey Dog in reply to maxwellthedogReply
HA! This made me snort-laugh! 😀
Good thing our pups are close by to supervise us! We human-beans can be so inept! 😛 😉
HUGS!!! 🙂

posted March 15, 2020 at 7:18 am by doesitevenmatter3 Reply
- Geordie just wanted me to give him the beans.
  
  posted March 15, 2020 at 5:23 pm by Bitey Dog in reply to doesitevenmatter3Reply

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