We thought that we’d give him
the gift of a huggin’
so we found us a puffin
all wheezin’ and snufflin’
who said she would help
without chargin’ us nothin’.
She wrapped her wings ’round
and with plenty of huffin’
inadvertently squeezed out
a part of his stuffin’.
It’s only because her nose
was a stuffed ‘un
that saved her from smellin’ those
“blueberry muffins”.
Ha! I bet you were expecting a recipe.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
I LOVE THAT THE PIFFIN SHARES HER HUGGIN. AND CHARGES NUTHINN.
HUGS SHOULD HAVE NO CHARGE COS THEY ARE PRICELESS
HUGSSSSS
Puppy hugs are especially valuable! ❤️
OH! Such a fun drawing, poem, and photo of Toby! Hey, Toby…could you throw a muffin our way?!?! 😉 😀
You know I’m all about hugs! 😀 And pup-hugs are THE bestest! Coop gives good kisses, too! (Okay, it’s really just a good lickin’…but we like them and call them kisses!)
(((HUGS))), PATS, and RUBS!!! 🙂
Um…you want one of Toby’s “blueberry muffins”? Most would run in fear from them.
I’m hoping to some day be able to hug my Toby for real! 🤗
HA! Just teasin’ ya’! 😀 😉
I hope that for you, to. 🙂 ❤
The poem was good.
But it made me sweaty.
I’m glad that the Tobester
Doesn’t poop spaghetti.
The end.
Pooping spaghetti?
No, not I.
I only poop that
Fusill-i.
Very clever. I have missed your poems.
Maybe I will be inspired to do more nonsense! 😊
You are THE doggie poet!
Mom got Honorable Mention in a poetry contest for that one. In addition to a certificate, they offered her the opportunity to purchase a copy of someone reading her poem (and the other winners’ poems) with classical music playing in the background. Ha! The thought of someone reading her poem about a fart to classical music was worth more to her than gold! 😆😆