Kiss of Death

I feel like such bad luck. Every time I try to do something, it fails. If I buy a product from a company, it goes out of business. If I train for a career, it becomes obsolete.
One time I applied to work in an other country, and it was plunged into a civil war from which it still hasn't recovered.
Now I've volunteered to work the fundraising dinner at church. I wonder if I will destroy a whole religion or only a congregation. Honestly I feel like the kiss of death.
Maybe if you brushed your teeth more often?
Oof

See? I told you I don’t get any respect.

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Little pig smiles as she lies on her favorite blanket

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12 Comments

  1. doesitevenmatter3's avatar

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! 😀 I can so relate…
    If I like a television show, they take it off the air. 😦
    If I like a specific perfume, it disappears from the earth. 😦
    If I finally voice that a restaurant is my favorite, it soon closes. 😦
    Etc., and Oh, well! 😉
    HA! on Toby’s clingy snowballs! 😛
    Thanks for the laughs on a Moan-Day! 😉 😀
    (((HUGS))) ❤️❤️
    🦷🪥🦷😘

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