Come on Toby. Let’s be fair. The real reason you are being taken on three walks a day is because you chewed up my book, ate a note pad, tipped over the trash can, climbed up on the bed and stole a hankie, ran through the house with my underwear…do I need to go on?
No, I know.
After my scale-crunching last post, I have been cutting back on portions and walking more (all the things panicked chubby humans do). Today I checked, and I found that I had lost -4 pounds.
I guess with everything else in the world being upside down, I shouldn’t be surprised that the laws of physics are too.
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HUGSSSSSS,,, I HAVE WORKED REALLY HARD OUTSIDE OF LATE.. AND I M STILL PUFFING UP LIKE A BALLOON !!!
It would appear Toby and I are in the same boat. ☹️
I eat all day, every day.
In The Upside Down, maybe that is the key to losing weight.
If only. I’ve gained 4 lbs. Maverick has decided that dragging me around the park is the most fun thing ever, so walks are now 1/2 mile, if that. I think I just need to find my sweats and accept the inevitable
That’s where I am. Flannel lounge pants are now the bottom portion of my wardrobe.
I guess fork lift operator will be the new in-demand job after this is over.
Toby, people don’t have anything else to do so get ready to do a lot of walking.
Oh my gosh, you have been looking inside my mom’s head, haven’t you?! – Toby
Congrats! Great job! 🙂
Is Toby having fun Toby-style?! At least your underpants didn’t get taken outside! 😮 😉
Cooper likes to steal socks and carry them around the house. He’d take them outside if I’d let him. 😀
(((HUGS))) PATS and RUBS!!! 🙂
PS…Toby, your sweet face makes us smile! Thank you! 🙂
I forgot to mention the mouse pad he chewed up. The one with the picture of the Cairn on it. At least the undies stayed indoors – this time!
Yes, this is Toby having fun. Getting in trouble and being chased are two of his favorite pastimes.
Keep up the good work, Coop! Mommy would be so bored if you didn’t steal things.
Oh, my!
Well, at least Toby is keeping busy! 😉 😛
HA! 😀
Coop says he WILL keep it up! 😀
It’s been 80-90 degrees every day for over a week. I saw your drawing wearing ear muffs and thought…why?
Isn’t that how you dress when it’s 90 outside?
Two words…cargo shorts.
Ah yes, ’cause the tighty whities are worn on the head.
Exactly. You got a problem with that?
No! No! Quite the improvement, actually. – Toby👍
Well OK then. Hey! Wait a minute…