Yes, while my head was still grotesquely swollen from bee stings, I woke up to my right eye drooping half-way down my face like a stroke victim.
Seriously, you’re not going to make me walk with her in public, are you?
At my follow up eye appointment I had to discuss with the doctor whether or not I had had a stroke. That’s always fun. The doctor suggested my condition might be Bell’s Palsy. I had disregarded that thought initially because the symptoms weren’t constant. I guess they don’t have to be.
My mom took pity on me and my homemade eye aids and got me a pair of sleep goggles. They are supposed to create a seal to protect your eyes from air and to lock in moisture. Unfortunately I am not a adult-sized human so they are too large to fit inside of my orbital bones, and they gap. They do block out the light nicely.
Both Bell’s Palsy and logopthalmos (sleeping with your eyes open) have to do with damage to a nerve. Out of curiosity I googled whether chiropractics might help Bell’s Palsy, and the answer was yes. The doctor said that Bell’s Palsy usually only lasts a year or two, but if I could shorten that, I would be happy. Happy enough to cry? We’ll see. (Ha ha)
Toby doesn’t care about my eye situation – unless I step on him when they covered. He prefers to concentrate on his “Sexy Parties”. (Note how one of Toby’s may female admirers is giving him a kiss at this get together.)
Toby is the only boy on our walks, and he loves the attention of so many ladies.
More stories about me, and less about your crap!
For more of Geordie and Toby’s stories, pick up a copy of Dream Our World. Inside, the two boys visit the museum of their dreams and enjoy a day of unsupervised fun!
Dream Our World is available from my shop and from Amazon.
The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
DEAR SWEET LADY JUST HANG IN THERE. I KNOW EXACTLY WFA ITS LIKE TO FALL FOR ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER. JUST HANG ON TIGHT.
SENDING YOU BIGGGGGGG HUGSSSSSSS.
Thanks for the encouraging words!🤗🤗
In light of all these trials, afflictions and tribulations, maybe you should re-name your studio. House of Job, I’m thinking. Catchy, huh? Motto: “we get the Job done.” I was going to recommend Revelations Studio or even The Four Horsemen but no, Job is better. He took a licking and kept on ticking, much like Toby at the dog park. :snorf:
I suppose I should be grateful to be compared to Job. Eventually things worked out for him!
I heard Toby making a “Lick. Lick. Boom.” reference earlier. I don’t think I want to know what that means.
As long as doesn’t start in with WAP. I just learned of that from the kool kids and my ears are burning.
WAP? Dare we ask?
Don’t. Just don’t. Things have changed since I was young. Not always for the better.
Holy bejinkies, you are having a rough go! Did you look at that eye mask I linked? The Bruder one? Also, my chiropractor is my lifeline, it would be amazing if you could get that kind of help for your eyes!
I am using a homemade eye mask right now (trying to keep costs down). I have an appointment with a chiropractor tomorrow, and I am hoping he can help. I hope I picked a good one because I can’t afford to shop around.
I wish you lived near me, my lady is awesome.
Aw. 😦 I’m so sorry to hear this. 😦 Seems “when it rains, it pours”. 😦
I’m hoping all of this clears up for you soon soon soon! Is there an anti-inflammatory shot or med they can give you for the Bell’s Palsy ???
Sexy parties! Wootwoo and Wowza! Toby has all the fun! 😉 😀 I shall live vicariously through Toby! Ha! 😀
Please keep us updated on how you are doing.
Hang in there!
(((HUGS))) and gentle PATS and RUBS!!! from me and Coops!
I’m sure I’ll have more stupid pictures to post.🤣
Thanks for the 🤗🤗!
That Toby is a player!! Good luck with the diagnosis! Hope it is shorter than the expected!!
Paws crossed for the quick healing.🐶
You should have seen Toby this evening…he had even more ladies at his party!😝
We are praying for your mom. Toby is such a boy, He doesn’t care as long as he is getting laid.
He’s such a dog, isn’t he?