Based on actual events.
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On Wednesday mom had to turn the compost. She let me in the garden with her but told me not to pee on the cabbages. I didn’t. I was a good boy. Instead I peed on my leash. Then while she tried to grab a non-peey part of my leash, I ran over and stuck my head in compost juice. (Her mix is too green and not enough brown so it smells very, very nasty…just the way we puppies like it.)
Oh, wait. Something can.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
AAAAWWWWWWW TOBY.
THE ANTS HAVE BEEN HELLACIOUS HERE THIS YEAR !!
The baths have been pretty bad too! 😝
Ohhhhhh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P and U bowt dis!
I thought it was wonderful, but mom had a different opinion.🙄 – Toby
Maverick says – “da mommahz dew nodd no bowt da gudd schmellz sew juster nore dem.” Well, if you don’t mind baths, that’s fine.
Oh, gosh! Darn ants!
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Toby, you do keep your mom a’hopping! 😉 😛
Ha! on the perfect day…yikes on turning the corner! 😮 😀
HUGS!!! PATS and RUBS!!! 🙂
Usually turning the corner refers to something good. Not so that day….
Argggguably one of the best posts. Toby the Pirate was clearly searching for a hidden treasure chest. A chest full of stink.
Aye Aye have to agree with you. A chest of stink and a long-furred lassie are all I seek. – Toby
Great Pumpkin Beard – bol! I love your toy – with stuffing all over the place. I do that, too.
That was my first Humpty Kitty that I de-stuffed. Since then I have learned to play differently with that particular toy.