Yesterday was the first snow of the season. I took Toby outside to play, and we decided to build a snowman. As I rolled the snow across the ground, I picked up pee spot after pee spot after pee spot. When I was done, I had more pee than snow. Toby was thrilled and even kicked the dirty snow into my face. (Thanks, Toby.) It was one of the grossest experiences I’ve had.
After some of the pee melted off, we decided that the snowman looked like a despondent cat.
You didn’t like my pee snow? I don’t believe it.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 
WE HAD A DAY OF VERY VERY WET SNOW IT ALL WENT THE NEXT NEXT DA\Y !!
HUGSSSSSSS
The pee man is the only “snow” left from our storm. 😆
❤️
Ah, the lesser yellow spotted snowman…a rare sight.
Ha ha ha! 😂
don’t you just love the “toro” routine when the dirt is flying back into your face? Maverick did that once to me with poop. I will not share the details. Suffice it to say that no one came to the aid of the screaming woman at the park that day. And there was alcohol involved later.
Was the alcohol for drinking or sterilizing? Maybe both? And it’s not like they kick randomly. They aim for you. If you move, they turn to make sure you get a face full. 😈
I’m going with both. There was laundry to be done as well
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Fun fact: pollen can actually cause snow to turn yellow! Sounds like a snow day for the butterflies…
Hmm, we did have a lot of ragweed blooming around that time. If it weren’t for the pee holes in the snow, I could almost convince myself…😂
HA! It does look like a despondent cat! 😀
As for the snowman…Coop says if you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and then walk on walk on. 😉 😛
(((HUGS))), PATS, and RUBS!!!
🐶☃️❤️❄️☃️❤️❄️🐶
PS…we had two snows so far, but both times it rained right after. 😦
PPS…One snowman says to the other snowman, “I did a DNA test. I’m 85% water, 8% dirt, and 7% dog pee.” 😛
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🙂 !!!
Ha! Toby did add several layers of pee after I built it. Great dogs think alike! 👍
Right on! 😉
Toffee barks: I don’t fink I will eber unnerstand snow-culture…
I bet you would like it if you ever got to visit up north! (Well, except for the snowballs that stick to your fur.☹️)
Dat whut I mean. Eberytime somefur says somefing good about de snow, den dey somefing not so good. 🤔
Oh, Geordie and I definitely did not mind the snowballs. Snow is great and it’s loads of fun! (It’s our moms that get weird about the snowballs. Something about puddles in the house. 🙄)
Have you ever looked at a word in print, a word you’ve heard and used a lot before, but the word just looks like it’s spelled wrong? The was what looking at the word “grossest” spelled out looks like to me. In fact, now that I think of it I’ve never seen that word in print before!
But I digress…, you’re a good mom for building a yellow snowman! Next time make poo button eyes and poo little buttons down the front of him and you may be nominated for mom of the year! 🙂
😂. Poo buttons! Toby says he is willing to help decorate the next snowman.
Shoving mud in your face is the way a Westie says he appreciates you.
My boys must appreciate me a lot! 😂
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