The Snowman

Look, it's snowing! I think I'll build the boys a snowman while they're sleeping.
They're going to be so surprised.
The next morning...
Hey guys, come see what I've done!
Yay, a pee man! If I give him my hat, can I bring him to life?

Yesterday was the first snow of the season. I took Toby outside to play, and we decided to build a snowman. As I rolled the snow across the ground, I picked up pee spot after pee spot after pee spot. When I was done, I had more pee than snow. Toby was thrilled and even kicked the dirty snow into my face. (Thanks, Toby.) It was one of the grossest experiences I’ve had.

After some of the pee melted off, we decided that the snowman looked like a despondent cat.

Cairn terrier pup standing in snow.

You didn’t like my pee snow? I don’t believe it.

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23 Comments

  1. don’t you just love the “toro” routine when the dirt is flying back into your face? Maverick did that once to me with poop. I will not share the details. Suffice it to say that no one came to the aid of the screaming woman at the park that day. And there was alcohol involved later.

  2. HA! It does look like a despondent cat! πŸ˜€
    As for the snowman…Coop says if you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and then walk on walk on. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›
    (((HUGS))), PATS, and RUBS!!!
    πŸΆβ˜ƒοΈβ€οΈβ„οΈβ˜ƒοΈβ€οΈβ„οΈπŸΆ
    PS…we had two snows so far, but both times it rained right after. 😦
    PPS…One snowman says to the other snowman, “I did a DNA test. I’m 85% water, 8% dirt, and 7% dog pee.” πŸ˜›

  3. Have you ever looked at a word in print, a word you’ve heard and used a lot before, but the word just looks like it’s spelled wrong? The was what looking at the word “grossest” spelled out looks like to me. In fact, now that I think of it I’ve never seen that word in print before!
    But I digress…, you’re a good mom for building a yellow snowman! Next time make poo button eyes and poo little buttons down the front of him and you may be nominated for mom of the year! πŸ™‚

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