The New Toaster

Hm..mm..mm..

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What the heck is this?!?

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It's a "toaster".  The other broke.  I had to get a new one. I seem to recall a red one when I first came here.  I rather liked the red one.  If were changing "toasters", can we get it back?  I don't like this one.  I liked the old one.  "Toasters" bring bad things.  I hate them!  I hate them!

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What are you talking about?  You hated the old toaster.  You made fun of it all the time.  Maybe I didn't actually HATE it.  I mean, after a while it kind of grew on me.

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What did you do with the old one?  I...um...gave it up for adoption.

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Adoption?  Oh no!  Are you going to give us up for adoption too?  No!  Not adoption!  What if we promise to be really good and not bark too much?

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In Memoriam:

I thought yoiu liked the Honda. I do, but this is what I could afford. I call slotgun!

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Don’t make me go near that thing.

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As if life weren’t busy enough, I had to get a new “toaster” this week. I brought it home to show Murphy, and he wouldn’t come within 10 yards of it. I guess I don’t have to worry about him borrowing it in the middle of the night…you know, to make toast.

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Dream Our World

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Even though the school year is already underway, there is still plenty of time expand your horizons and to increase you knowledge of the art world! Dream Our World provides an opportunity to discuss both classic and modern pieces.

Inside the Museum of the Imagination, Geordie and Toby view the world of art from a canine perspective while enjoying a day of unsupervised fun. There are a lot of hidden gems inside Dream Our World, and it is a joy for all ages. Treat yourself to a read that is both fun and educational!

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20 Comments

  1. doesitevenmatter3's avatar

    I hope the new toaster gives you many many many years of yummy eats! 🙂
    I imagine it and Murphy can live peaceably in the same house. 😉
    Having to replace older items that have served us well can be an adjustment.
    Will you name the new toaster? I sometimes names to inanimate objects. 😮
    That photo of Murphy is so sweet! 🙂 I have made that exact expression before! 😉
    (((HUGS))) ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  2. Unknown's avatar

    Wait, you just bought your last toaster five years ago? What happened to it? Something not too terrible, I hope. Perhaps you did give it up for adoption to a good home?

    Your new toaster is probably very nice. Such an odd odor is that new toaster smell! (when I’ve been around folks with actual new toasters). Wouldn’t it be great if new toasters really did smell like fresh baguettes instead of a clash of off-gassing chemicals and plastics. And yup, with the discussion with the dealership finance lady, I’m presuming you bought new and not certified pre-owned as they call it.

    So did you go television shopping? You and the boys may be on a spending roll! Wear some bling and take those boys out to Best Buy!

    Anony-mouse and The Terrier

    P.S. I did a blog search for car and toaster to see when the Slotgun toaster was bought and I ran across the car potty! Ha! That was a good post. Did your nephew find it to sale for big bucks or are his twins using it (presuming the twins are his kids and not some other siblings grandkids (did I get that family tree branch right?). And you are braver than I discussing topics in the wild with your neighbors! My neighbors would find the money aspect interesting (money is well liked and enjoyed), but would still toss it on the curb for trash day.

    • Bitey Dog's avatar

      The first “toaster” was pre-owned, so it came with its own pre-problems. Winter helped to hurry those problems along. (You still get a finance lady even with a used toaster, btw. 😆)

      The TV will have to limp along for a while because I also broke my glasses this month. About now, I’m ready to crawl into bed and stay there.

      I’m hanging onto that car potty for myself! Since I have to force fluids, I worry about getting caught somewhere without a Room of Requirement. 😝. On the other hand, if I don’t use it the bank might now want to repo a pottied car… 🤔

      Hope you and The Terrier have been enjoying a peaceful and uneventful fall! 🍂 🍁

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