These events took place over the course of one weekend when Bitey had just turned four months old. This was before I had a camera, and it took me pages and pages to scribble out all of the misery my puppy put me through in those two days!
Funny
Toy of the Gods
Mommy forgot to shut
The bathroom door
Where the roll of TP
Hangs so close to the floor.
When from over my shoulder
Comes a loud, angry roar,
“Don’t touch that, you beast!
I don’t have any more!”
So I snatch up the end
And away I do soar..
So pleased with my game,
I am thrilled to the core!
Leaping and bounding
And twisting with glee
I watch as my human
Can’t catch up with me.
I roll till I’m wrapped
like an ancient mummy.
It’s a gift from the gods
This roll of TP!
Walking in Deep Snow (or “My Little Problem Solver”)
A few years ago, we had a surprise snowstorm drop nearly 30″ on us overnight. The snow fell so evenly that at first I didn’t realize how deep it was. When I tried to step outside to walk the puppy in the morning, I fell…but what made me laugh was that although I fell, I didn’t fall down. I was stuck in snow so deep that all I did was flop forward slightly at the waist.
Geordie, on the other paw, did not fare as well. Although he had to “go”, he was so unnerved by the deep snow that he wanted to go back inside right away.
I love to go exploring after a snowstorm, and today was no exception. Getting around proved to be quite a challenge, though. I didn’t have snowshoes, just boots, so wherever I stepped, I sank deeply into the snow. Geordie was just heavy enough to fall through the crust and flounder in the silky powder beneath.
To take a step, I would have to raise my lead leg as high as I could, extend it as far as it could go, then lean forward (kind of like goose-stepping). Once my weight shifted, I would end up with my trailing leg extended straight behind me, resting on the snow. I had been doing this for a while, and couldn’t believe how exhausted I was. I must be more out of shape than I realized! Until I chanced a glance back to see how the puppy was doing. This is what I found:
Through all my clothes, I couldn’t feel him standing on me.


























