Oh come on. We weren’t that bad!
Yes you were.
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To find out how rotten Cairn terrier brothers can be, pick up a copy of Poopiter!
Poopiter is an illustrated telling of the boys’ first year together.
To find out how good they can be, read Dream Our World. In Dream Our World, Geordie and Toby visit the museum of their dreams.
Both are available at Amazon.
Last week I had two jobs come in. My boys absolutely hate when I have to work and my attention is taken away from them. Toby, I mean Blue Puppy, had a bit of a meltdown over this.
As you can see, Blue Puppy tipped over the trash can and ripped up all the papers while Toby innocently looked on. At least this was slightly better than when Toby got into the laundry and paraded around the house with dirty undies.
Humpty Kitty also fell victim to the carnage. All of that stuffing used to be her brains. I guess now she is Zombie Humpty Kitty.
How did Humpty Kitty get her name? I dunno. Maybe we should ask Englebert Humpamint.
Given how miserable today was, I am going to hurry and sign off so I can get some work done while the boys are sleeping. It’s funny, they are my muses, yet they keep me from getting absolutely anything done.
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What might Virtual Toby and Geordie do as they nap in front of the TV?
They go to the museum, of course!
To read more of their adventures, pick up a copy of Dream Our World.
They are available at Amazon.
Tsk, tsk, Geordie. He’s your little brother!
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To see how good my boys can be (and to get a glimpse of our home town), pick up a copy of Dream Our World. In it, Geordie and Toby go to the museum of their dreams.
Dream Our World is available at Amazon.
Has anyone seen my red shirt?
Not that Geordie is always trying to get rid of Toby or anything…..
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To see what my fellas were up to before they headed to the museum, pick up a copy of Poopiter. Poopiter is an illustrated chronicle of my boys’ first year together.
As you can see, the stories and ideas inside my books often come from real life – including the moon.
Despite my best efforts to keep him away from it, Toby picked this little azalea as his favorite peeing spot over the Winter. I can only imagine what his daily waterings did to the plant. As you can see it doesn’t look quite like the other Spring flowers. I am not positive, but I think it heard it murmuring something that sounded like “electric fence“.
I don’t know what you are complaining about. It looks fine to me.
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There is still time to order Poopiter before reading Bitey and Toby’s next book. It will introduce the characters and help to better explain the picture “Peppermint Girl”.
I will be posting a link to the new book later this week!
I took my family for a walk.
It was so very long.
When I got home I ate a lot.
It was so very wrong.
Now in my bed I lie and toot
Until the church bells dong.
Birds fly through my noxious cloud
And quickly lose their song.
(Yes, it’s been another Alpo day.)
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This is what I found after a suspiciously quiet moment.
It wasn’t me, Mom. You can clearly see it was Blue Puppy.
Toby loves Blue Puppy, but I am finding that he is the scapegoat for a lot of things that go wrong around here. Things where Toby is somehow nearby….
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Don’t forget to pick up a copy of Poopiter.
Poopiter is available at Amazon. (Some people donate their copies to their local children’s libraries or the children’s ward at the hospital. Kids love reading about naughty puppies.)
You’ll want to be caught up on the boys’ adventures before they start their next one which is coming up soon. I have been working on this next book for a very long time, and it looks like I am in the final stretch. Yeah, I’m happy!
But Mom, doesn’t having cancer mean I automatically get everything I want?
Geordie’s lung cancer gives him a distinctive cough – a sort of *cough, cough, hack* When first diagnosed Geordie coughed a lot, but with his medications he has barely coughed in months. Recently I noticed Geordie coughing so much that he could hardly catch his breath….until he got what he wanted, then it miraculously stopped. My Mom was with him when he was having one of these “fits”. Worriedly she asked, “Shouldn’t you give him more medicine?” I told her, “No, he is doing this for attention. He knows everyone will rush over to help him if he coughs.” Sure enough, as soon as I gave him some food, Geordie walked over to his bed and went to sleep. Sadly it took me nearly a week to figure out he was playing me.
That’s my Geordie. Too smart for my own good.
And you thought I was kidding. Seriously, these things are lethal.
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Learn more about how this phenomenon came to be when you read Poopiter. Poopiter tells the illustrated tales of Geordie (Bitey Dog) and Toby during their first year together.
To Toby’s great dismay, I have had to put him on a diet for Lent. Geordie’s pickiness over food has given Toby ample opportunities to become roly-poly by eating his brother’s leftovers. The other day I found this going on in the kitchen. In the background, I was pretty sure I could hear Shaggy singing, “It wasn’t me…”
I’m telling you, it was Blue Puppy who ate all the food!
As you can see, Toby clearly blames his little blue puppy for getting into the dishes and then trying to hide the evidence under the rug.
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The Adventures of Bitey Dog 